Discussion: Trump Didn't See The Huge London Protests, So They Clearly Didn't Happen

He gets shield from protestors and John McCain’s name by his handlers.

There were thousands cheering in a segment seen on WDON, which broadcasts sick fantasies to an audience of one inside the world’s thickest skull. It was important to him that this trip be a wild success, and so, for him, it is. That’s all it takes. He just imagines things as he wants them to be, and for him that’s how they are.

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Shit, you know how much it costs to fly any sizable helicopter, much less that one? They can just drop a sheet over him like a parrot, he’ll be fine.

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@tena, I told you that tux looked stupid. :wink:
@ralph_vonholst

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Deja vu all over again. With Trump making us relive the 60’s, I’m reminded of another appropriate lyric:

Let us close our eyes
Outside their lives go on much faster
Oh, we won’t give in
We’ll keep living in the past!

They gave him a bucket of KFC to distract him.

He was soooo hungry after all those small portions of snooty food last night. And those itty bitty finger sandwiches at tea time with friggin’ cucumbers in them.

What’s a porko to do??

So he had his nose down in the bucket and couldn’t see the blimp.

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The story should be about the protests. Who cares whether Trump saw them? The world did.

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Yeah, let him continue in his delusional world.

Unfortunately, the same filtering is going on at Faux Noise, which is a problem.

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Object permanence is gained as an infant and generally only lost via traumatic or organic brain injury, such as with a blow to the head or progressive disease…

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Eric Trump had a good day…

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The sight of the Trump nits at this affair made me lose my breakfast, lunch and dinner. I hate these people with every fiber of my being. Classless, graceless, tax payer funded do nothings who’ve never done an honest thing in their corrupt, venal lives.

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LOL…Churchill would have sacrificed his favorite scotch bottle to smash it over Trump’s head.

Nice that the kids got to go on a field trip tho, eh?

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Panicking Trump Trying To Recall Recent Affairs He’s Had After Spotting Baby Balloon In London Protest Crowd

Thanks, Onion!

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Yeah but pres. Lard Ass also used a 10-car motorcade to travel 800 yards from the White House. He also drives golf carts across greens when he’s “so busy he won’t have time to play golf.”

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London Mayor Sadiq Khan compared Toadglans to an 11-year-old. Personally, I think he appears a bit younger here. Also, Why is the Mayor of London unnecessarily insulting 11 year olds?

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https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/donald-trump-robot-tweeting-toilet-london-protest-112955723.html

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Why did they place a mannequin next to Bolton?

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Because that mannequin has a far higher IQ than Lust Object.

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I have never seen trump in the flesh so then clearly he does not exist.

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