It’s only a matter of time until they start handing out little novelty bone saws at Trump rallies.
(And if you think this is just over-the-top sarcasm, then bookmark it, because I’m totally serious.)
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I had hoped for Panama City.
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Well, that’s blasphemy.
But it is nice to see Mad getting relevant again:
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Raise your hand if think his supporters care.
I am quite certain that they prefer that he is out campaigning instead of doing the job of President. It is much more entertaining for them. Besides, the Republicans don’t want to lose the House or Senate in November.
And they might not lose either.
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Okay, so he has hit the heights. Things are slowing down, time to start playing small casinos in the south?
Now appearing nightly, the Trump Family Entertainment Extravaganza! Come on down for an intimate evening, you will laugh, cry and make America great again as you never have before. Enjoy his signature tune “I did it my way, no collusion!”. Chant along to a stunning rendition of “Lock her up!, Lock her up!”. Chuckle to the Trump Brothers! “Dad liked you best, all I got was this Chicken!”. Tap you foot to Melania and Ivanka singing “Anything you can do I can do better., even Dad!” And is that unknown speech writer with a bag on his head really Stevie Miller or Stevie Bannon? You decide. And when it is all over, do not forget to visit the gift shop for the Trump Signature line of novelties and gags like the Executive Time TP Dispenser and the Two Handed Water Bottle, can you sip it without it spilling into your lap.
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Homely Bastard with small, but not freakishly small, dick.
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As always. 
Gonna hold you to that, though. For certain things I have an excellent memory.
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In a sane world people in places which have devastated by natural disasters or whose lives have been harmed by trumpp (getting rid of ACA) policies would immediately reject him in the future. With his people, it’s not clear they will.
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Does this come in tent-size?
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If you think the rally was a bad idea you should have seen the live press conference of Kanye West’s stream of consciousness in the Oval Office prior to having lunch with tRump.
Really bizarre. But ever so thoughtful coming as it did the morning after a catastrophe.
***Warning…***… Watching this may cause you to have an out of body expereince.
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Shhh do you want to break the Google? All those clueless peoples online at once, the horror, oh the humanity, cried the Google algorithm. When interviewed later after the break down, “All those stupid people messing up my most beautiful relevant searches. It’s more than a machine can take.”
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And WHY OH WHY does Mar A Lago escaped unscathed? God, he’s one lucky bastard.
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I know - right? Goddamn!
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Just hasn’t happened yet. But the good news/bad news is he’ll be dead by then.
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (Noaa) predicts that the sea level will rise in south Florida by as much as 34 in by 2050. The Southeast Florida Regional Climate Change Compact says the increase could be up to 81 in by 2100.
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By 2045, according to a risk analysis prepared by Coastal Risk Consulting for the Guardian, the grounds of Mar-a-Lago could be under at least a foot of water for 210 days a year because of increased tidal flooding.
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? I am dense.
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(I first typed Panama City, but then I thought some people might confuse it with the one in, yes, Panama. Which would, actually, be a good location for a tRump rally.)
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Yeah me too - thanks.
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Fun part, every time we get a prediction in terms of time, they end up revising and narrowing the time frame. When you realize they were talking over 1 or 2 hundred years, now it is well within a lot of life times. Grant you I will be in a nursing home possibly, but the effects will be seen well before that at this point.
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I think I’ll heed that warning.
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