Discussion: Trump Considering Hiring Anthony Scaramucci As Comms Director

Will he then do the Fandango?

(sorry, low hanging fruit)

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Why ? Another guy Trump won’t listen to.
Trump is his own communications director.
The tweeter in chief is doing just fine, exposing us to the REAL Donald Trump
Yes folks WYSIWYG
Mentally unbalanced narcissist batshit cray cray.

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He’s flailing.

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Enjoy!

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Does Wall Street financier Anthony Scaramucci have the requisite ties to the mob?

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I figure after Scarface goes down, they’ll just hire one of Sarah Huckabee Sandworm’s born-again evangelical BFFs, who will hold press conferences by saying, “Well, the Rapture’s a-comin’, so you we might as well let our Lord and Savior Donald Trump do whatever the fuck he wants.”
Kinda like James Watt during the Reagan years. Smell that '80s nostalgia!

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What kind of day job has Scaramucci ? It must be pretty bad, if he wants to be Comms Director for Dim Dad…

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LOL!
And you KNOW that not one member of Trump’s team or the GOP would get that joke. Not even Joe-Cool-With-My-Backwards-Baseball-Cap Paul Ryan.

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I’m sure he wouldn’t be considered for the job if he didn’t. Perhaps Trump is enticing people to join his administration with the promise of a free pardon? (“Special one time offer! Join now and get a complementary pardon for all your crimes. Direct from Mr. Trump!”)

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first thing that popped into my mind… mama mia let me go

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It’s a companion deal to the already offered “Sucker someone into investing in your failed project: You get $500K and they get an EB-5 visa! (*Visa offer valid while supplies last.)”

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Yeah, but who’s singing it? Dump to Mueller? Spicer to Dump? Sessions to anyone who will listen?

Speaking of which, if Sacamuccrap comes on as comm director and SHS is spokesperson, does that mean Spicer is looking for a new ship?

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Scaramucci, a former adviser to Trump’s transition team, often publicly defends the President as a surrogate even though he has no formal role on the White House staff.

THIS ^^ is really what it all comes done to. You don’t have to have direct experience in the area you’re squatting in, you just have to be 100% loyal to the regime and willing to take the spear in the chest when told to.

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I don’t know whether Scaramucci will take the job if it is offered, but I think anyone who cares about their reputation at this point would turn it down. Even the true believers can see the shitshow that is underway, and none of the players will finish their tenure with dignity intact. And some of them will have some serious legal fees to cover. Why would anyone want that, especially when they know that Trump will toss them aside like a used kleenex if it suits him?

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“Scaramuccia (literally “little skirmisher”), also known as Scaramouche or Scaramouch, is a stock clown character of the Italian commedia dell’arte. The role combined characteristics of the zanni (servant) and the Capitano (masked henchman). Usually attired in black Spanish dress and burlesquing a don, he was often beaten by Harlequin for his boasting and cowardice.”
-Wikipedia

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Gee, who could have predicted this?
He’ll be doing the briefings eventually.

If he wants to work for Donald he will! I always mishear that line as got a mousch, got a mousch!

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If Scaramucci is a proven liar, he’ll fit right in.

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Why would anyone but a true believer want to jump aboard the Titanic now?

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