While those guys have learned from their mistake, there’s this guy
Geez, my grandfather used to point his finger at me, have me grab it, then fart.
Grandma, where were you?
By the white or black hats, sill!y!
“I don’t want teachers to have guns. I want highly-trained people that
have a natural talent, like hitting a baseball or hitting a golfball or
putting.”
…
Yep, the first hurdle a teacher should pass is a trip to miniature golf to assess their “putting capacity” and then issue them their AR-15 for class use. Becuz “natural talent”. When I was school age “natural talent” referred to teaching and not killing. Imagine the trauma a kid would go thru watching their teacher waste someone.
I really believe trump to be mentally ill if not mentally stunted. No sane adult speaks or acts like he does.
This man is seriously unfit for the office he holds and I sincerely wish that Mueller would find it in his judgement to send down a criminal indictment to this travesty of a man which would force Congress to see that impeachment and removal is their obligation.
edit
On third read of this statement I see that trump wants Navy SEALs to be in lots of classrooms and that he does not want armed teachers… But even the most highly trained SEAL, I would hope, did not start life with a natural talent for killing. Thankfully now classrooms will have armed guards who are ready to waste anyone who gets out of line.
Someone finally found a good application for that quote! (I’m a teacher and typically cringe at this statement - but you made me laugh.)
‘It’s nothing like the movies’: Military vet with SWAT training expertly dismantles Trump’s plan to arm teachers
“If you are a teacher who thinks you’re doing a defensive, you know, pose and protect a student, law enforcement will just assume you’re the shooter,” Nance said. “If we start introducing five, 10 guns into that school, the complexity of target identification and clearance and knowing whether that individual is safe or whether they’re actually complicit and waiting for you to turn your back, it’s absolutely mind-boggling. Law enforcement will go the default — which is to shoot the person with the gun.”
You never heard that he was ‘the best’ baseball player in NY State (when he was in that military prep school) because he ‘said’ that pro scouts came to watch him play in HS and told him he could ‘step into’ the majors?
What I can’t figure out is ‘why’ he is always going back to HS and College and Wharton for all his touch points because “I” am about his age (67 to his 71) and I don’t bring up my college ‘glories’ all the time. Never met anybody else who did either.
Trump said
we’re going to do very strong background checks,
at least as strong as what we did for Jared.
Let’s arm them with golf clubs! And baseball bats (wooden ones)!
“When the press covered it, the headline was ‘Trump wants all teachers to have guns,’” the President said. “’Trump wants teachers to have guns.’”
The Press is so UNFAIR to Donald Trump. They report his half baked ideas exactly as he articulates them, not as he embellished them over the weekend after every one saw how shallow they were.
I know - they dare to print his very own words! It’s unreasonable and unbelievable how unfair they are to him.
When is the news media going to call him out for the horse’s ass that he is? Let’s see, how about a fire-fight in the hallway outside the third grade classroom. Give me a break.
OK Trump is a genius - it is becoming totally clear
think about his ability to come up with this crap - you could hire 20 writers & work them 20 hours a day and they could not produce as much deranged rubbish as Trump can.
Look this is easily fixable. From now on every person in the US not intending to shoot groups of people will all just wear yellow. We will not tell the future shooters our plan, only law enforcement. Going forward when the police arrive they see a guy in yellow with a gun, and will instantly know, good guy, and a guy on the floor, in grey & blue, bad guy.
Because you do not piss excellence and shit gold bricks. Think about if you did, if you coined the term “this guy fucks” which Donald J Trump did in HS as a 14 year old. If Ty Cobb, upon seeing just your JV box score began to weep hysterically saying “I only wish he’d been alive and playing during my career, so he could teach me how to hit.” Think if while doodling during a boring US Civics course you figured out how to win in Vietnam, only to be denied your place of glory in the military by life threatening bone spurs. Were you the one who pulled aside a distraught Paul McCartney after the debacle on the Ed Sullivan Show and said, “Hey Guy, keep at it, don’t give up, I think you 4 might have something.” MLK was going to say “I have an idea” but a young Trump overheard said think bigger, have dreams man, DREAMS. It must be cripplingly to be so great but not be recognized for it.
He should carry a crowbar in his pocket at all times to pry his foot out of his mouth.
I’d say that trump has a natural talent. But it isn’t something worth bragging about:
And the guy is freakishly stable as well as the planet’s biggest genius. I mean the guy NEVER EVER changes his mind on anything. What he says…goes. Bar none. No foolin’ around here.
This is by far the most ignorant ass ever.
I pray for Mueller’s results.