Discussion: Trump Clarifies: Wall Won't Be Concrete, But 'Artistically Designed Steel Slats'

Donnie, you are one slow learner, now it’s an artistically designed steel slatted wall. I’m sure that will make all the difference to the Dems. A ridiculous wall is still a ridiculous wall. Go find another pet project to harp on.

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Straw, meet Man. No one’s said anything about concrete, dude.

By the way, how are you going to justify diverting all that steel to the wall when foreign sources have dried up, due to your trade war…?

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AND for $145 we will have bus tours of the BEAUTIFUL ARTSY WALL

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Maybe we can use $20 billion to get Richard Serra and Christo to collaborate on a big, beautiful, artistic wall that runs for 2000 miles and does nothing?

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Well, that changes everything

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So now he wants $5 billion for a border art installation

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If it’s so purty, why not erect a similar wall around all the Trump properties? Think of the security benefits, and maybe Mexico will pay has like it’s doing for the border wall. Trump promised they’d pay. Repeatedly. And as a practical matter, is it likely that artistic metal slats will be cheaper than concrete?

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Trump might swing this issue his way if he’d offer us some insight as to the shrubbery.

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That would be designer prison bars, I take it. An apt symbol of our looming future.

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The thought of CCA designing my new kitchen is depressing.

Okay, good.

I would suggest being bold, maybe a Mondrian or Calder designed wall. Make it pop! When I think of it, something a little Peter Max inspired.

No, no, no got it. Something Impressionist! Just give us the impression there is a wall.

I got it, I got it! Performance art wall. It requires a mime and an imagination. We could hire many mimes and post them along the border.

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Alligators and jackals. Can’t go wrong with alligators and jackals I always say.

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That looks vaguely Islamic.

You’re now on the No-Fly List.

Surrender your passport immediately.

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No Real American wants to do that work. They’d have to be immigrants, maybe even undocumented.

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“With fine embroidery!”

You can dress up a hyena, it’s still a fucking hyena

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Most immigrants I know don’t bother with PRETENDING to do anything. They bust their asses and work circles around the slack-jawed homeboys working beside them.

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Maybe now that we know that all along you meant an artistic wall you can apply for some grants from art foundations to help you out.
Wonder what your story line will be next.

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The Cheney-Scalia Hunting Ranches of the world won’t have any problem importing captive boars and deer from elsewhere, but I would imagine real hunters ought to be pissed about cutting off American game from the Rio Grande.

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Jackals? I am a little lost on that. Alligators, got you all the way. In fact, if IIRC, there used to be gators in the Rio Grande years back.

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