Discussion: Trump Claims Schumer Shed 'Fake Tears' At Sunday Press Conference

GOP: We specialize in real tears:

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Donnie, Schumer’s tears were tears of embarrassment for how small your inauguration crowd was.

You remember, the smallest inauguration turnout ever?

That one where no one came?

The one where Obama’s were much bigly yuger than yours?

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More real than the microfibers covering Trumps head.

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Because the last time Trump shed tears because of human suffering was . . . never.

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Trump’s Admission: “I know fake when I see it, because it takes one to know one.”

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Guess the sight of Schumer in tears was more powerful than I thought, since it got a tweet.

Thanks, Chuck. Thanks for shedding some of my tears for the world and PeePee to see.

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We are all shedding tears. Trump is unfit. Trump is an international nightmare.

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You go Donny
Just when we think you can’t be more crass and despicable
We thought trashing the Gold Star parents was good…
But You get a gold star and a small trophy for exceeding our expectations

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says the fake president.

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Democratic senators and all Democratic representatives in safe districts, don’t give this fucker one centimeter, not one. I mean that – make him come crawling on the floor begging for your help with everything. Including infrastructure – no compromises; if he won’t give us what we demand 100% (not 95% or 99%), then no go. To do otherwise would be foolish on so many levels.

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Just remember: Millions upon millions of our fellow citizens think Trump’s the best thing to happen since sliced white bread.

That’s the real problem facing America, not every outrageous thing Trump says and does.

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You stupid, stupid tinpot dictator. On Sunday you leave Jews out of the Int’l Holocaust remembrance, and then insist omission was intentional, and then you accuse the most powerful Dem in the Senate of “fake tears”?

When the history of the Trump dictatorship is written, they won’t even mark your grave.

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Restricted Affect:
Having a far narrower range of emotional expression than would be expected; muted emotional reactivity.

Ever notice how Trump never laughs?

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And remember his “million upon millions” was a clear minority and the smallest to ever get someone into the white house.

You better check the protest crowds this last week - there are enough of us to crush his voters and we will.

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Now now, Derpy-D, those were alternative tears, not fake tears.

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Yes I have. That’s when I figured he isn’t really a human being. Human beings laugh. He never laughs. Ever.

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That would be a tragedy because how the hell will we know where to relieve ourselves?

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Seems you were only 24 hours off on the shitshow call.

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