Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Dickhead.
Ya mean the stuff about you they have locked up in the safe?
Youâre right Donnie We suspect that it is very accurate
Greatest challenge facing America today:
How to convince the two-of-five of our fellow citizens that their buy Trump is actually a two-year-old brat in disguise.
Didnât you hear, shithead? The Enquirer turned on you quicker than Cohen did.
I Interesting that he uses the Enquirer as a comparison. In Trumpâs case,the National Enquirer is better at not reporting.
âJeff Bozoâ
Thatâs the president of the US of A talking right there. Sadly 35% of the country thinks thatâs appropriate.
SMH
Somehow youâd think a person could inspire so much raw contempt and disdain in a majority of the society that theyâd just quietly take him away, because nobody could keep up the charade any longer. Itâs honestly hard to fathom.
That same 35% will applaud when Trump announces he has agreed to the merger of the US & Russia . . With Putin as CEO âŚ
Russians have kompromatted/defeated the constitutionally installed self-protect mechanism by taking out the majority party in the Senate.
Considering that David Pecker, your BFF who owns the Enquirer, got immunity for testifying to Mueller, I think your opinion of the Enquirerâs journalistic standards is going to change to a negative in the near future, comrade.
You mean all those blue cheese moon storiesâŚ
Which explains Trumpâs popularity among the âPeople of Wallmartâ.
When I was a kid I had a friend whose mother would buy the National Enquirer at the grocery store. They would regularly run âBear Mauls Manâ stories complete with photos of the bear doing his thing. Even as ten year olds we would laugh at how bad the photos were. The bears fir was always abruptly cut off and stopped in a straight line like the photo was cut with scissors and just pasted there with a photo of the guy he was mauling which was exactly what they were doing. The fakes were really bad. At least now they use Photoshop and have better fakes. Everything else is basically the same.
Anytime, Mr. Mueller. AnytimeâŚ
SeriouslyâŚ
David Pecker seems a lot like tRump though. Pure slime. Seems to have made some kind of weirdly sweet deal with Mueller if he can still get away with smearing tRumpâs presumed or purported political enemies for pure propagandist purposes. I guess thatâs the part I donât get. I just hope Mueller was able to get access to Peckerâs vault. No telling what kind of dirty laundry on tRumpâs adversaries, thatâs been hidden in there, and that could aid some foreign government like Russia at this point.
45* also claims:
My wife is far more classy than Jackie Kennedy.
Tiffany is far more talented than Lady Gaga.
Tax cuts are far more important than infrastructure and a well-balanced economy.
Not quite as bad as âAdam Schittâ though.
I keep asking myself if Hillary Clinton has grounds to sue Pecker/AMI for their smears during the campaign. AND until it all came out, I remember the Enquirer covers saying that HRC/BC âset Trump upâ in some way.
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