Donald Trump’s week in grade school math class:
Monday: “2 + 2 = 5”
Tuesday: “No matter what the liberal media says, real Americans know that two plus two has always been equal to five.”
Wednesday: “I am in no way reconsidering my position on two plus two.”
Thursday: “It was told to me by my math generals that two plus two equals five, and they may or may not be right. You’ll have to ask them.”
Friday: “I never said anything about this other than two plus two is four, and CNN and the New York Times and Isaac Newton and anyone else who tries to say otherwise is fake news.”