Nothing looks dumber than his overly complex combover.
But his horrible fake tan is a close second.
The Trump campaign called the report âsloppy at bestâ but did not elaborate.
A later report elaborated that the staffers were actually paid⌠with vouchers for Taco Bowls from the Trump Grille, MAGA hata and t-times in the coveted 1am-3am time slot at the very best golf courses.
This is precisely how Trump conducts all his business affairs. He lets people do work for him, and then he stiffs them.
Thatâs why he is such a friend of the working man.
Just another example of Drumpfâs ill-gotten booty.
As far as I can tell, they were still wildly overpaid.
Trump self-deals and stiffs others. I. Am. Shocked⌠ho hum
âSenior Trump aides Ken McKay and Laurance Gay, who left the campaign earlier this year, told Reuters via a spokesperson that they simply had been volunteering for Trump.â
Most people who sign business contracts to provide services to Trump end up volunteering for him.
Being a true blue Republican, Trump has run his campaign like a business. Accordingly, the Trump campaign will file for bankruptcy on November 9. Donald J. Trump will be the only person named on Schedule D: Creditors Who Hold Claims Secured By Property.
Brilliant connection!
Cold. But funny.
But Corey Lewandowski is getting paid by both CNN and the Trump campaign.
âsloppy at bestâ
Magic marker and CrayolaÂŽ crayon on paper towelsâŚno mention of Donaldâs hair animatronics people.
He is still on the payroll and actually getting paid $20k/month. Trump also has a Scientology inspired contact saying that you canât talk smack about trump or trump people for a billion years that his political team and related staff must sign.
Apparently, not funny enoughâŚ
Trump is to candidate what those scratch and smell sample ads are to colognesâŚ
A strong stench?
âDonald Trumpâs campaign has not paid at least 10 top staffers.â
PT Barnum said thereâs a sucker born every minute.
Donald Trump has managed to hire every single one of them.
(PS: Ziggy Stardust called. He wants his look back.)
Itâs Crooked Trump, Crooked Trump, Crooked Trump:
He cheats his employees, his taxes, his subcontractors, and us.
Trump: Why waste money and pay any of them? They will all get fabulous book deals after the campaign and some of them will be hosting some show on Trump TV under Sir Ailes. You need to think like a billionaire.
HO has evidently perfected a machine that detects exactly when and where said suckers were born over the last fifty years. He hunts them down. Miraculously theyâre all conservative or âlibertarian.â