Save everything, Trumpites. Because more and more itâs all going to be history.
I agree, itâs definitely a piece of history. Not necessarily a good piece, but a piece nonetheless.
ââŚit didnât matter that it wasnât true.â
Never does
Hitler memorabilia commands a pretty penny tooâŚ
After the election in November, it can take its rightful place in history beside this YOOOOOGEâ piece of dinosaur shit that was donated for exhibit by the Saskatchewan museum to the Smithsonian:
My first thought: Itâs like preserving the minutes of the Wannsee Conference.
beat me by 5 seconds! Except Wannsee didnât have Trump fittings for everything.
The longer âhistoryâ like that stays around, the more it stinks and the more flies it attracts. Best thing to doâŚflush it down the sewer pipe.
The Donald can put that thing on Ebay to help with his campaign expenses. Some drooling Rightie Bagger Republican will sell his trailer and his children to bid high on it.
If he should win it, he can then have his life size Trump Doll *(an actual Ebay item!) hold it while he discusses Mexicans, walls, radical Islamic terristsâ and varied domestic and international issues with his Messiah.
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It was probably a lot more tasteful.
This is a ânational nightmare.â This man must be stopped in a landslide!!
Yes, so he can put it in a place of honor in his âpresidential libraryâ showing exactly the day the US turned into nazi germany!
Okay, the âpresidential libraryâ was snark.
Actually, proposed wax Trumps will confound future archeologists by containing a drop of Retsyn, once found in the ancient breath mint Certs, obliterating the legendary stench once commonly associated with the infamous dictatorâŚ
Trumpâs Kampf.
He waited until Pearl Harbor Day to announce a policy to single out Muslims for âspecialâ treatment based on religion or ethnicity?? Why not March 18th, the 74th anniversary of the Executive Order that led to round up of Japanese-Americans for placement in internment camps.
This campaign seems to relish the lowest moments of American history- slavery, internment camps, and celebrating them like it fills Trump supporters with pride.
Saves his turdsâŚguess we can add âfecalpheliacâ to his diagnosis. Hey, I can relate, as Iâm sure @turdburgler can as well.
Nixon had his 18 minutes of erased tapes. Trump has his note card of proven bigotry.
analogy.â
Anal-ogy is my anal-ysis.
A piece of something, alright,