Discussion: Trump: Calling Sexual Assault Accusers Liars Is 'Hyperbole' Protected By First Amendment

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I wonder if South Dakota has obscenity laws that prevent an asshole from being carved into the side of Mount Rushmore? A totally fitting tribute to the presidency of Donald Trump, and one to remind us to never elect an asshole to the office again.

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Bent, not bending.

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I think they should preemptively start the work, but just put him into the mountain face first.

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Smart legal logic, guys. Did you get your law degree from sending in box tops from Cheerios and Post Toasties? Why not just say, “Your honor, our client couldn’t have possibly sexually assaulted these women, since he was too busy lusting after his own daughter at the time.”

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“The Statements—all of which were advanced during a heated political campaign to convince the public deplorables to vote for Mr. Trump…"

There, fixed.

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Thanks, fixed it.

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”Kasowitz, who is also representing Trump in the investigation into potential collusion with Russia…”

Mueller vs. Kasowitz.

Kind of like a Tesla vs. a Pinto…

With a thrown rod and ten pounds of Bondo…

On cinder blocks in a weedy front yard.

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It’s 357th-dimensional chess!
Donnie surrounds himself with the same kind of people that destroyed Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson - people who will say anything to stroke his ego and will never tell him he is ever wrong or has ever done anything wrong. He still thinks he can do things the same way he did in his business dealings, by cheating and lying and fucking everyone else over. I know that there are many cynics here that think he might get away with it, but I personally believe the motherfucker is going down, because he just never learns, and never tries to change to fit the office he was elected to. He is NOT going to grow into the office. He is NOT going to become more presidential. He is a spoiled man-baby who has been coddled and pampered all of his life, and when he goes down, he is going down hard, and he is going to take his brand and his entire family down with him.
And that’s fucking fine with my non-sexually-harassing ass!

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Yes, if I was on trial for being a serial killer, I would really want my tax attorney to defend me, which is basically what Ladyfingers is doing with Kasowitz.

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In a weedy front yard of a double-wide with 2 non-working refrigerators on the front porch.

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Preshitident Anusmouth-Putindickholster is a coward. The man has small hands and is limp and flaccid. Preshitident Anusmouth should stand up and testify under oath. He should claim that he did not grope or grab Ms.Zervos anymore than he would have groped or grabbed his so-called daughter Ivank Tramp.

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I thought a ballistic arc was more parabolic than hyperbolic.

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But you must admit, she really shows her love for Donald by "escorting " him to all of these overseas functions. Why, it’s almost as if she had previous experience “escorting” men! I guess some people are naturals for that sort of thing! I mean, she doesn’t HAVE to “escort” him overseas - she could just stay home and do some “hoeing” in the White House Rose Garden.
And everyone KNOWS that, even if Donald only made $15.00 an hour, she would have still married him because, after all, who WOULDN’T want to be married to a half-witted, amorphous, orange Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon?

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And don’t forget the 3 little pudgy white kids from 3 different fathers playing in the refrigerators, and the rusting 1978 Pontiac Firebird in the side yard. Oh, and the crack pipe! It’s like a modern Teabagger “American Gothic”!

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Lieperbole

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Trump thinks she’ll be viewed as another Diana. Too bad the Europeans view her as another Fergie. Toe-sucking tapes to come?

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I’ll bet Donald pronounces it “hyper-bowl”, like some kind of sports event held after New Year’s Day.

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ANNALS IN PRESIDENTIAL CREDIBILITY

  1. Washington admits he cut down that cherry tree

  2. Honest Abe runs through the streets of Springfield to find a guy he shortchanged

  3. Trump calls 10 women who say he molested them “liars” and then tells a court that he was just using hyperbole

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I think Melania is more on par with Mandy Rice-Davies. Remember her?

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