as an easy way to save time & words.
That’s relatively amusing.
And we all know how much Trump loves to save words.
OMFG this is his second attempt to explain this away after telling donors Friday night he said “Tim Cook, Apple,” but said the “Cook” part quietly and the fake news etc. etc. So after workshopping that and it died, he has this new routine. Doesn’t everyone do that? Sometimes to get through material quickly when I’m speaking I’ll leave out every third word for a half-hour or more. Winning habits of stable genius executives!
The best part is you just know several top aides “brainstormed”, and came up with this.
Very big, very smart, large (and powerful) brain felt the need to remind everybody this happened, because it means we’re talking about Trump and anything that makes people talk about Trump is good for Trump.
And of course acting like a normal human and saying “yeah, slip of the tongue, my bad, sorry Tim!” is right out. Trump is no mere normal human.
… while being a syllable spendthrift at the same time.
“Cook” is one less syllable than “Apple” and is quicker to say.
President Stupid just can’t help himself.
And although it’s laughably implausible it’s slightly more plausible than the sotto voce “Cook.” It’s like a batter fouling off—I wonder what’s the record number of times he’s come up with new explanations for something like this?
There’s always a tweet: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1040799409670377472
As an actor in a sort of dark comedy troop, Donald Trump sometimes displays pure genius.
The fact that Mr. Trump’s cognitive abilities are obviously slipping is one of the more terrifying aspects of his disastrous administration.
he should write a book
And that is exactly the same reason I call him “Fat Ass” instead of “President Donald J. Trump”.
And unlike using “Tim Apple”, when I say “Fat Ass”, everyone seems to know who I am referring to.
Actually, it is a clear cut example of trump’s melignent narcasism. He got confused as his mental faculties are in decline, but his mental illness will not let him let it go. Rather than make a joke of it, he has to defend his greatness.
It is really scary that he is this ill. On the other hand, it will be his undoing in the end…
P.s. and the fact that George Conway 3rd (Kelly-ann’s Husband) has been going after trump for this, as have other anti-trump republicans, is what is causing him to respond. Trump can’t led criticism from his side of the aisle go unanswered. Republican office holders enable trump by not going after him. Can you imagine how much trump would lose it if say mittens Romney or little marky Rubio started going after him full time?
I disagree. The more he decides to say, order an attack on the Nation Of Ice Cream, the less damage he will do. The enablers are the scary part.
Just the idea that Tim Apple would even meet with Trump makes me even less of an Apple fanboy than I was before. And I never was.
Maybe Tim should open a pillow factory instead.
Can we just start calling him Trump Idiot to save time and words?