Obviously Alaska has neglected to rake their tectonic faults.
SHS: He told me to stop jumping up and down. It’s unclear whether or not he was blaming me for the earthquake.
Gads, I hope this is not a repeat of the 60s.
Standing by for Individual-1’s insane victimhood conspiracy theory about earthquakes.
First step of the briefing was pulling out a map to show Dotard where Alaska is, and why its still part of the United States. Second step was to order a C5A full of paper towels to spool up for departure…
I saw some nasty busted-up highway images but the '64 quake was a 9.2. Biggest ever in North America, second-biggest measured worldwide.
Oh dear , Lyin* Sarah opened her mouth again .
Oh cool. Something else for him to be incompetent about.
Hey. where are the ‘thought’? Don’t they go along with the useless ‘prayers’?
Sorry, you forgot the first question - are there any Trump holdings in Alaska?
Now Caribou Barbie can really, really see Russia…
“The President has been briefed on the earthquake near Anchorage, Alaska,
and is monitoring damage reports. We are praying for the safety of all
Alaskans!” -SHS
Trump prays?
I was a kid, watching the coverage of the '64 quake on our little, B&W set. I was used to earthquakes from Japan, but this was horrifying. Later we find out we are heading to Alaska ourselves in a little over a year. It made an impression.
I’ve always been a flood man myself. I had some neighbors whose grandparents survived the Johnstown Flood. Guy would never treat his lawn for dandelions, and my yard ended up with a bunch of them. Real noxious weed I’d say. And his dog barked a lot.
That flood really let me down.
I remember getting a love for history by reading McCullough’s book.
Trump Briefed On Alaska Earthquake
Translation: Scientist James “Jim” Mountain Inhofe (R-Okla.) sent him a video of him jiggling a bowl of Jell-O.
“Everything’s fine,” said Inhofe
Alaska, you can thank Obama’s FAILED policies for your earthquake!!!
Has some prosperity gospel prick stopped in to tell us that the cause of this earthquake is that Republicans elected a philandering scumbag?