Discussion: Trump Briefed On Alaska Earthquake

Obviously Alaska has neglected to rake their tectonic faults.

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SHS: He told me to stop jumping up and down. It’s unclear whether or not he was blaming me for the earthquake.

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Gads, I hope this is not a repeat of the 60s.

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Standing by for Individual-1’s insane victimhood conspiracy theory about earthquakes.

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First step of the briefing was pulling out a map to show Dotard where Alaska is, and why its still part of the United States. Second step was to order a C5A full of paper towels to spool up for departure…

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I saw some nasty busted-up highway images but the '64 quake was a 9.2. Biggest ever in North America, second-biggest measured worldwide.

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Oh dear , Lyin* Sarah opened her mouth again .

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Damage from the 1964 quake was catastrophic.

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Oh cool. Something else for him to be incompetent about.

Hey. where are the ‘thought’? Don’t they go along with the useless ‘prayers’?

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Sorry, you forgot the first question - are there any Trump holdings in Alaska?

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Now Caribou Barbie can really, really see Russia…

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“The President has been briefed on the earthquake near Anchorage, Alaska,
and is monitoring damage reports. We are praying for the safety of all
Alaskans!” -SHS

Trump prays?

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I was a kid, watching the coverage of the '64 quake on our little, B&W set. I was used to earthquakes from Japan, but this was horrifying. Later we find out we are heading to Alaska ourselves in a little over a year. It made an impression.

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I’ve always been a flood man myself. I had some neighbors whose grandparents survived the Johnstown Flood. Guy would never treat his lawn for dandelions, and my yard ended up with a bunch of them. Real noxious weed I’d say. And his dog barked a lot.

That flood really let me down.

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I remember getting a love for history by reading McCullough’s book.

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Trump Briefed On Alaska Earthquake

Translation: Scientist James “Jim” Mountain Inhofe (R-Okla.) sent him a video of him jiggling a bowl of Jell-O.

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“Everything’s fine,” said Inhofe

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Alaska, you can thank Obama’s FAILED policies for your earthquake!!!

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Has some prosperity gospel prick stopped in to tell us that the cause of this earthquake is that Republicans elected a philandering scumbag?

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