Actually, he says whatever random shiny thought bubble of nastiness crosses his sick, sick mind with no regard for facts, truth or basic human dignity.
Sorry but he WAS joking this time.
âI donât throw babies out, believe me,â he said. âI love my babies. I love my children. I love babies. I donât throw babies out, believe me.â
Forget Christine OâDonnell â are we sure Donald Trump is not a witch?
That is either the nadir of vacuous political speech in the history of the English language, or some bizarre palindromic incantation to keep what little hair he has left.
Itâs obvious that the baby was making far more sense than he was and he didnât appreciate the competition.
I clicked on TPM.
Got The Onion.
This IS The Onion, right?
Iâm sure hoping that Trumpectomy gets approved.
Oh Dear Lord! I say as I throw up my arms and walk away from my device.
Chiselinâ Trump: âVote for me and I promise that Iâll stop eating your babies.â
Maybe a TV show on Comedy Central? Except we wonât tell Trump itâs a comedy show, weâll make the set look like Fox sets.
Some babies are very keen bullshit detectors, as evidenced by the one on the right, weighing in on the one in the middle. The one on the left is a young Republican wondering why Donnieâs hand is on her assâŚ
How long until he tells us that Hillary throws babies out of rallies?
you apparently didnât notice the death glare directed at the mom/kid during that âjokeââŚ
âAnd let me just remind you that I had an argument with a babyâŚâ
To be fair (and sometimes I hate to be fair), the lady reporter with the blond hair thatâs been all over (I apologize, her name wonât come off my tongue at the moment) says it really was a joke and they werenât kicked out.
Oh, he will stay. The election will be litigated for months afterwards. Unless of course his supporters torch America because the election was ârigged.â Then weâll have bigger things to worry about.
That was snark.
Really.
Trust me on this.
âI donât throw babies out, believe me,â he said. âI love my babies. I love my children. I love babies. I donât throw babies out, believe me.â
Donât remind us.
Ok - I have seen now more pictures of the two of them when she was much younger and there is something wrong there.
I swear I donât like to say that about anyone but there is.
Possibly a reincarnation of the troll that was bannedâwhat was it, just yesterday?
Just because the baby had longer fingers than Donnie was no reason for it to get bounced.
This is just six ways of wrong.