Discussion: Tossed Salad: Before Tillerson Got The Axe, Trump Made Him Eat Wilted Salad

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Bully bullies over a wilted salad and name calling but hides behind twitter and uses his lemmings to do the actual firing.

Fat Nixon is a coward and a sadist but those who choose to work for him are masochistic eunuchs and courtesans.

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Orders from a guy who eats his steaks well done with catsup.

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Fitting for a tossed salad of an administration.

In the urban dictionary sense.

Don’t google that at work.

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Tillerson: “tRump, eat a whole bag of plastic Chinese dicks.”

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Also, Donald, you clownish dingleberry, if your fucking presidential delegation was served shitty food by the Chinese government, the offense had already been recorded.

Unsurprisingly, it was a little too nuanced for you to understand.

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I find this more significant if less publicly humiliating from the WSJ article.

A promise from Mr. Trump during the transition that Mr. Tillerson could pick his own staff almost immediately fell through. Nor was Mr. Tillerson a central part of the decision-making process on the White House’s original proposed travel ban or on expanding the so-called “Mexico City policy,” which bars foreign organizations that receive U.S. aid from providing abortion services, officials said.

Ah, “Trump Promises” - like cotton candy in a rainstorm.

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This seems worse than making Rinse swat flies. I’m unfamiliar with Tillerson’s background, but I have to assume he had earned some measure of respect and/or dignity previous to his role in this sh*thole whitehouse. Rinse, of course, has and deserves none.

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Anything like “Rex, Eat the shit sandwich!”?

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At this point you can rest assured that anyone idiotic enough to join this (mal)administration richly deserves all of the humiliation, degradation and public shaming they receive.

Those with half an ounce of sense will run for the hills (having learned, among other things, via the Kelly Example, that being “the adult in the room” is a delusion) and whoever does accept a position pretty much is scraped from the bottom of the barrel. If it gets any worse, the next candidates will be gunge-soaked splinters since there’s only wood left…

ETA: Oh, yeah, and the wilted salad was Trump-Baby pulling off Rexie’s wings for fun.

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Great. Now I have a vision of Donny, Rex, and “tossed salad” in my brain. Thanks TPM.

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Not sure if it’s dick head or dickhead, but Trump is one!

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That’s a mystery to me. Tillerson et al get humiliated and abused in public, yet they go right on working for 45. It is a requirement that you check your self-esteem and intellectual self-respect at the door when you come on board? Sheesh.

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Richard Cranium works. trump may not even get it until someone explains it to him.

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The only thing stupider than being made to eat a wilted salad is to whine about it in an anonymous leak months later, in retaliation for being fired from the second most powerful job in the world.

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Wait till he gets hold of those records of dogs barking popular dance tunes…

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“Rex,” Trump said, per the Journal, “eat the dick. Yeah, don’t worry about it…”

Agreed. Except these swine are looking at some major dollars and cents as their payoff for their humiliation.

If Tilly had any sense of decency about him, he’d donate whatever profit he made off of this fiasco to charity to try and cleanse his soul.

ETA: So the Chinese served Americans wilted lettuce?

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The affair was probably catered by Trump’s Chinese subsidiary.

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Have a good time, Pompeo. You’re next for this kind of treatment.

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“Mr. Mueller…there’s a Rex Tillerson on Line 1…”

Hey…a man can dream, no?

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