Discussion: Top Trump Surrogate Says Border Wall and Mass Deportation Will Be "Virtual"

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This guy must be a recent graduate of The Ben Carson School of Politics.

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Yep. And for all the GOP who voted for Donald in the primary…
Suckas!

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And Donald Trump’s presidency will be simulated, and his policies will be implemented except in cases where they’re not.

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There will be no wall built on the Mexican border. This has always been an insane and totally un-workable idea. Its right wing fantasy at its max.

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Hair Furor will say (or his surrogates will say whatever he tells them to) to get elected. If that happens, do not be surprised if he manufactures a crisis so he can turn the country into a dictatorship. Rump loves money and power above all else.

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Trump: If you put Google glasses on, you will see The Wall. In 2nd term of my presidency, I will introduce color customization in “The Wall 2.0”. BTW, Mexico will pay for this wall, I guarantee it.

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It should be entertaining to watch the rubes discover that Trump is nothing more than a con man, and they are nothing more than suckers to fall for his con. Unfortunately, the rubes supporting Trump may well be so stupid they can’t grasp the fact that he has conned them, and still vote for him.

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The congressman is from the Buffalo area. Would he actually advocate for a border wall with Canada when the existing checkpoints and patrols are quite adequate? Or is that virtual?

Additionally he says the undocumented will be issued Social Security numbers. Wingnut heads will explode but heck they can shore up the system for 50-75 years.

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This will have the benefit of convincing nobody that wasn’t voting for him and offending everyone who already voted for him. Good plan.

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A virtual wall and rhetorical deportation? This is different from make-believe how, again?

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That’s exactly what these virtual headsets for augmented reality were invented for. You can drive to the border and put on one of these headsets, and you will see a majestic golden, gilded Trump wall.

Incidentally, while wearing the headset, you will also never see any Hispanics or brown people in general.

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Prediction: One of tomorrow’s headlines will read something to the effect…Chris Collins is disowned by Trump campaign and in odd, but totally unrelated news, was found in a ditch with two broken legs and his tongue cut out.

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I am reminded of Werner Erhard’s Hunger Project.

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Ask a typical Trump supporter if he or she thought the idea was unworkable.

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Humpty Trumpty sat on a virtual wall…

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Here’s a reality show I’d watch. Donald Trump is placed in a reality simulation world after being told he has been elected. The White House is merely a set, the Oval Office built at 3/4 scale so Trump feels bigger. It’s not The Truman Show, it’s The Trump Show.

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Paul Manafort:

“I’m gonna need a chainsaw, a shower curtain, a 50-gallon drum, and 30 pounds of industrial lye…”

“And a breath mint.”

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Well, I virtually believe this. Who knew tRump lives in a virtual reality world?

Can I have my Unicorn back now please?

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Oh. Okay … and I am a rock star athlete who can kick butt on the soccer field AND sing Beyonce off the stage crying – any day of the week … in my dreams.

So, does this mean Trump is just a pretend GOP Presidential candidate? There, but kinda not there?

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