Discussion: Top RNC Staffer: Ted Cruz's Anti-Trump Stand Is 'Siding With Hillary Clinton'

Wait, wasn’t it a great unifying moment?

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Spicer also pointed to Pinkie Pie as a source behind Cruz’s nefarious speech.

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Spicer arrived at this conclusion in consultation with his equine advisor.

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Wow, even the clueless GOP staffers see the writing on the wall that’s about to fall on them.

IT’S OVER

Whoda thunk?

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Spicer also said he agreed with Gov. Chris Christie’s assessment…


Yeah, that's proven a wise approach to the issues of the day.
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Just try to imagine how little weight the words of a “Top RNC Staffer” carry at this moment. A guy who reports to Reince Priebus.

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One wonders if Spicer had to check with Sparkle Farkle—or whatever its name is---- before speaking out?

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Actually, asshole, you have 2 other party nominees you can vote for. But, being a Repulican, I understand that you are dumber dog shit.

“That’s the choice. It’s a binary decision.”

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Oh, Lord, let’s hope so.

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If that’s the photo I’m thinking of, the guy who did not salute was severely published after the picture came out.

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“You either support the nominee, the will of the voters, or support Hillary Clinton.”

Um, what if supporting Hillary actually represents the will of the voters?

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toadies, he meant toadies

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Not possible. Republicans have a divine right to rule. Elections are just silly little civic rituals we go through to legitimate and celebrate that which God ordains, which is that Republicans should govern America. So if a Democrat wins, it is, by definition, the result of election fraud.

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“Hey! I didn’t get a Heil-rrumph outta that guy!”

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Well, duh. Yeah, that’s how the math works. Elections, it turns out, are ultimately about math. Really simple math for the most part. And math is inexorable. It cares not about your feelings or invasions of your sense of purity.

A point I can’t stop making every time some butthurt Bernitdowner shows up on Disqus to proudly proclaim his intention to vote for Jill Stein or write in Bernie.

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That’s unpossible because when he says voters, he means people who don’t vote for HRC just like he knows for a fact that “voters”* did not elect Barack Obama in 2008 and 2012.

*Voters refers to people of the white race who own guns, are christianists and only vote Republican.

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If I believed Cruz supported Hillary over the man in the ferret hat, that would be his first decision I’ve ever agreed with or approved of. I do believe Teddy Boy is evil enough to support whichever candidate he thinks will be more easily beaten when he runs in 2020.

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