Discussion: Todd Palin Suffered Collapsed Lung, Multiple Fractures In Snowmobile Crash

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And she didn’t get on plane back until late the following day? Weird.

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He’ll be fine once he gets his BAC back up to normal (± .20), doncha know. He ought to be back to Birthday Brawling in no time, also.

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You have to one dumb SOB to travel 70 miles on a snowmobile just to get some strange.

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Aw shucks…what a shame.

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Snooky Palin: I will go back to nursing him and fulfilling my wifely christian duties as soon as I am done with my TV appearances. I think Obamacare is going to kill him.

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Snow mobiles. Snow machine makes you sound like an idiot. Oh, wait…

Those things are dangerous. They are mostly used to go from bar to bar.

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The thing that really cheered him up was being told that Typhoid Sarah, the Little Clown of Methleham’, was NOT returning to Alaska and would stay in the lower 48 to drunk stump for The Donald.
BTW: Drumpf was totally sympathetic to the Todd-ster’ … His sympathy was palpable! rotfl

And Sarah! Even your own punk ass thug kids don’t miss you.

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“and the question that needed an answer will finally get one: who is a better wife: Tina Fey or a Tina Fey impersonator?”

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ha ha… shame on you …ha ha … do it again ! —

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Pretty painful injuries. I look forward to the 1/2 Gov blaming Obama for Tahdddd’s opiate addiction.

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BTW: Since the Baggers and Sarah’s fleeced flock have filled up the airwaves with “thoughts and prayers” for the Toddster’______ please send yours to the snowmobile. Please! Someone think of the snowmobile! (╥︣﹏᷅╥)

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She described her 51-year-old husband as tough, saying that “once he’s cognizant, he’ll probably ask docs to duct tape him up and he’ll call it good.”

As if he’s been "cognizant’ the entire time he’s been married to her?

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He isn’t the guy who deliberately crashed his “snow machine” into the Iditarod dog team is he…

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Obama was to blame for this accident.

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Mom’s in Florida, Dad’s out snowmobiling 70 miles from home.

Who’s taking care of their two minor children, Track?

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Does he have health insurance??

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Courtesy of the state of Alaska.

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[Palin] described her 51-year-old husband as tough, saying that "once he's cognizant, he'll probably ask docs to duct tape him up and he'll call it good."

Hey, who taught her the word cognizant?

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If you were married to Sarah Palin, you’d probably engage in a lot of high-risk activities, too. Sounds like a Freudian accident.

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