Discussion: Today We Learned Melania Trump Has A Secret Half-Brother

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It does give a new(er version of the) meaning to “Who’s your daddy?”

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Hmmmm…she has a half brother and she married someone just like her father. OK. Who cares?

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Found his pic: Malarryia’ Cigelnjak

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“she hadn’t understood the question”

That phrase will come in real handy for the Trumps as the campaign wears on.

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Her earpiece was faulty.

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A short, sticky, and stinky finger?

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Half-Brother? If we figure out what the other half is then we’ll be able to determine which bathroom should be used.

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As much as I despise Trump, this smacks of tabloid journalism. It might be a story if the half-brother was working for the campaign, otherwise not of interest to me.

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Damn! I was hoping he’d be a Mexican Muslim transsexual with really big hands.

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But the piece goes on to report what was apparently a well-kept family secret about Melania Trump’s half-brother, Denis Cigelnjak.

Denis Cigelnjak? I think Denis should tell Pat Sajak that he needs to buy a vowel.

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Do they both speak half-English?

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To use a New Yorkism that The Donald will understand, Oy, gevalt!

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As for the advice she gives her husband, Trump said that “nobody will ever know” her exact words of wisdom.

LMAO

The one ‘word of wisdom’ ~snicker!~ she could perhaps impart, concerns that orange facade he calls a face. It appears he applies agent orange with a Wagner spray gun.
Damn Malaria’…help him. He looks like a damned live Cheeto. Words of wisdom guuurl’!

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Oh, calm down. I mean, how many things about The Donald or the people in his life don’t merit an “Ew!” ?

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I don’t know if 'ol Melania is going to make it to the WH. She’s looking a bit wrinkly.

Donho may have to trade her in on a new model before the election.

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Damn I was hoping her half brother was black and lived in Kenya.

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OT: That is one sweet kitty in your pic.

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2 months ago I hadn’t heard/cared of her or her half-brother. Now that I know she married her father/uncle, where’s the Romney endorsement?

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Worry about something else. This lady married a wealthy guy who resembled her dad. That is not a sin. It happens all the time. I am not a Trump supporter. Attack him on his policies, not on his wife or children. We should be better than that.