is that b4 or after she does her pole dance routine?
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the relationship has already been consummated.
From New Yorker article May 19
BEHAR: But what is this with the birth certificate obsession? Did he ask to see yours when you met him?”
MELANIA: Well, I needed to put mine anyway because if you want to become an American citizen you need to put the birth certificate. I have a birth certificate from Slovenia, and do you want to see President Obama birth certificate or not?
BEHAR: I’ve seen it.
MELANIA: It’s not a birth certificate.
BEHAR: Well, it’s a certificate of live birth, which they give. But, Melania, if he insists on what he’s saying, then no one in Hawaii can ever run for President. Because they all get the same live-birth certificate.
MELANIA: Well, but they need to have—
BEHAR: Bette Midler is finished, for example!
MELANIA: They need to have, and, in one way, it would be very easy if President Obama just show it. It’s not only Donald who wants to see it. It’s American people, who voted for him, and who didn’t voted for him, they want to see that!
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what did trump’s detectives find on their 2 trips to the islands? donald said he would report back on this.
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Fucking scary that one of the two possible next presidents and political party in charge is running these folks to promote their campaign. It’s like watching “professional” wrestling. Just a complete fucking joke if it wasn’t so scary that this passes off as legitimate. Wholly, fucking shit!
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And I quote:
"I have people that have been studying it and they cannot believe what they’re finding
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better space them. it’s going to be a long week.
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In the opening prayer, the featured rabbi just said that democracy is dead, we are under peril as a country, attacks are imminent - and we need to restore family values. Looks like they are covering all of their fear messages rolled into one.
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from the GOP website…
Kimberlin Brown, Actor
An actress best known for her roles in the television dramas The Young and the Restless and The Bold and the Beautiful, Kimberlin Brown is also a California avocado farmer, host of The Design Network’s interior designer show Dramatic Design, and a small business owner.
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Yeah they just couldn’t believe that there was no basis for any suspicion.
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I dunno man…they’ve got a parade of speakers whose loved ones were “killed by illegals” planned as well. It’s gonna be close.
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Will you be doing zee Live Translation for Malaria’s speech?
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What, no Rudy Giuliani?
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Rudy is later on…
" I am guessing the anti-Mexican stuff comes out later in the week "
I think the Mayan theme of ritualized sacrificing starts at 8:30 on Wednesday.
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Clearly this convention is aimed at Making America Do Something since Safe, First, Work and One are themes each day. But I can’t imagine which category Duck Commander Willie Robertson will be in.
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Duckman seem like the leading candidate for “Speech that goes horribly wrong in totally foreseeable ways”.
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