Oh, oh, this is just like Flynn! “Not getting fired”…yup, you’re a goner.
Hope your resumé is up-to-date, Rinse.
The White House Wants You To Know: Reince Priebus Is Not Getting Fired
In other news from the White House, Reince Priebus is totally getting fired.
The Dreaded Vote of Confidence is always a good sign for your career, Reince! Don’t worry!
The WH communication is like that logic puzzle where one knight only lies, and the other only tells the truth, and you don’t know which one is which. Except that this is easier because we know which one always lies. So if you want the truth, ask “What would the WH say about this?” and then believe the opposite.
So, tomorrow?
"Jared and Ivanka are focused on working with Reince and the team to advance the President’s agenda and not on pushing for staff changes.”
Besides, at this point, who could they get to replace Rinse?
Yeah, except in this case, both knights say the other is lying, and both are telling the truth.
Jared. Because pretty soon, Jared will be doing everything.
Jared. Because pretty soon, Jared will be doing everything.
If it includes “doing time”, i’m in…
I hear Chris Christie’s looking for a new opportunity.
…and doing time counts as part of doing everything, right?
Reince probably knows where some of the bodies are buried. Seems likely the RNC is up to their necks in this.
Somehow, the story of the Trump family White House reminds me of nothing so much as the final collapse of the Romanov dynasty.
He would almost have to. So yes, its far better to keep him under executive privilege than on the outside fending for himself. Because besides knowing where some bodies are buried, Priebus undoubtedly has his own legal issues coming up.
Just in case folks forget, Priebus went to the FBI early on and tried to get them to drop the investigations into Flynn and the bigger Russian probes, and even asked them to lie and leak to the press that there was never any investigations happening. Probably the first documented Obstruction of Justice incident by this WH.
Jared has all the qualifications Trump cares about*—so Ole Rancid Prepuce is skating on thin ice.
*He’s the only one who can tell Trump what it’s like to diddle Lust Object, and he’s just as out of his depth as Donald himself is.
Jared and Ivanka are focused on working with Reince and the team to advance the President’s agenda
They’re all taking a Russian language course?
The proverbial vote of confidence. Reince might as well start packing up his desk.
And in other news, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
This show jumped the shark about five "Reince’s firing imminent"s ago.
And complaining loudly that their feet are getting wet.