I’m praying to FSM his contract states that he will be fully clothed?
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NO NO NO. It will be Dr. Bozo who wrote the letter dictated by Donald Trump’s fictional publicist that Trump was the healthiest individual to ever run for President of the United States, fully recovered from the Bone Spurs that kept him from serving his country when it was his time.
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Trump once again affirms the comment that “Newt Gingrich is a stupid person’s idea of what a smart person should sound like”.
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Secretary of state: Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
I just spewed orange juice all over my monitor.
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Give it two years, Vince will be responsible for Trump getting rehabilitated.
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The actual Cabinet is, as follows (viz, John Kasich)
Chief of Making America Great Again: Donald J. Trump
Chief of Staff: Mike Pence
Secretary of War: Mike Pence
Secretary of Deportation: Mike Pence
Secretary of Wall Construction: Mike Pence
Secretary of Ghetto Rehabilitation: Mike Pence
Secretary of Clinton Investigations: Mike Pence
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I know - mean to ask Flynn (do you even). Perhaps not my most clear snark.
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Stop it man, you’re killin me
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You forgot:
Secretary of Homosexual Re-indoctrination: Mike Pence
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John Calhoun is still dead
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Let’s not forgot Trump’s nominee for Supreme Court Justice, Judge Judy. He’s seen her show and she’s “very, very smart” according to Trump.
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Rudy Giuliani as Attorney General of the United States would make us all pine for the good ole Golden Age of DOJ integrity under Alberto Gonzalez, Edwin Meese and John Mitchell.
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What about Mike Huckabee and Sean Hannity ? They must feel let down now ?
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Republic, meet Banana.
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Someone in a hypothetical Trump administration would have to be in charge of recruiting thousands of Executive Branch employees. Yet Trump would most assuredly insist on heavy input, if not actual final say, on the most public and most important posts. The Cabinet for starters. Who in the hell tells Trump “NO, that guy is an idiot, a flaming disaster, unsuitable for a position of responsibility, we’re not approaching him!!” And what’s done when he insists on nominating or naming someone contrary to everyone’s advice? Congress will be rubber stamping his nominees (if it’s still in GOP control) and barring a drooling, catatonic imbecile being the object of inquiry at the hearing the person is getting the post.
Is the GOP going to say “Donald, you won, from now on STFU and get out of the way, you have one job and that’s to do exactly as you’re told.”?
I’m hoping “America’s Mayor” finally has that stake driven into his political and pundit heart. Anything Rudy says from now until his afterlife and beyond is, and always has been, useless.
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The Acting Theocrat in chief!
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What–no mention of David Duke? He’s going to need a job after he loses his Senate bid in Louisiana next month!
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No mention in this article who’ll be the first lady.
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Secretary of pointy hats!
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