And you did it to yourselves
More Tea Anyone?
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Yes, but this is a barometer of the total fail in the making for DumpCo. When was the last time you ever heard any conservative saying these kinds of things?
Well done, @realDonaldTrump. You made Democrats a party of sunny patriotism and values.
You sure @billclinton didnāt ask you to run?
ā Ron Fournier (@ron_fournier) July 29, 2016
They portend the titanic loss that looms for them in November, not just this election, but the loss of political clout down party nationally. This is freaking great!
Just between you and meā¦so did I. 
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After the GOP nominee lambasted the Democrats on Twitter for displaying what he viewed as too few American flagsā¦
Oh, that is Trumpās āplease clapā moment in tadpole form. I cannot wait to see his meltdown.
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This convention should produce a healthy bump but everything in this election has defied logic so I donāt know.
Fear and bigotry is a powerful negative force and I hope we have the drive to defeat it. But Iām worried. Weāve never had such a dangerous candidate running. Ever.
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spontaneous combustion!
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If youāre talking about after the speech, youāre probably talking about Andrea Mitchell. She usually pisses in the punch bowl, so she managed to end a statement on a sour note. But Nicolle Wallace is less well known and was a Bush Communications Director. Sometimes she manages to be somewhat non-partisan, but sometimes she canāt help herself.
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Dude, that shit will shrink your, um, hands!
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āAbandon hope, all ye who enter hair.ā
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Yes! Now I want to see her stomp Trumpās ass into a puddle and walk it dry during the debates. But, you know, in a classy way. Just piss him off reeeeal good with solid appeals to votersā better values and the issues important to them. Then step back and let him do the work for her. If she can really sell Love Trumps Hate, that would convert a lot of the uncommitted.
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To all those Republican tweeters, Iād suggest their Party has become nothing more then a cesspool of grievances with nothing more to offer than obstructionism and negativityā¦all on their watch.
They have birthed Donald Trump. Hope that doesnāt make me a ābirtherā.
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Be of good cheer ! ā¦ You are NOT alone ! ā
You have friendsā¦ and I stand WITH you ā¦ 
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https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/758862102006149125?ref_src=twsrc^tfw
butā¦but
seriously
You abandoned history and embraced folks such as Fiorina and Carson and Trump. Jindal left Louisiana so deep in debt that the sinkhole that is now touching up the bayou swamps is now saying āI canāt anymore.ā
The first incarnation of the GOP was responsible for black male suffrage (ignore Plessy, because Brown fixed that mistake). The first incarnation of the GOP was responsible for the womenās right to vote.
Now America was late to that dance, but a GOP senator was the person who finally said we needed to fix that.
Now GOP incarnations, not the Ripon edition, not the Radical Republicans 1,0, not even the progressive GOP of LaFolliette were ever perfect. They were willing to go blind, because everything was beautiful if a wearer was wearing dark sunglasses.
This is a party that conceded the Reconstruction amendments when Obama won in '08.
This is a party who has yet to have consecutive and productive years in the house. Pelosiās last year as speaker likely outweighed all of Boehnerās.
This is a party that allowed a birther to become a member and silently watch that person grow into being a 21c homegrown demagogue, As he reached his final steps towards political oblivion, the network that backed most of the disproven and inane policies reached further into the nest. No moment was too nasty for even Fox.
By the way, if we are just noticing that Putin would fit well in the current GOP, be advised that an Aussie predates him.
No one should be surprised that a howler monkey might hobble the GOP. All that chimp ever wanted to do was find more of his kind.
Donaldā¦welcome to the GOP.
Its going to be interesting to see what her bounce is compared to his. After all, her current journey is about some form of redemption, while his will be about butter churning.
But hey Republicans
you built that.
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Oh my the Gop is running out of what ever that is they thrive on. Thank you so much donald.
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i have no puns,
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n they are likely headed to intra party civil war soonā¦
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Donāt believe everything you think.
/wink
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i think it was Wallaceā¦
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yes we haveā¦
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This is what happens when living in the Fox News Rush Limbaugh Conserv-a-Bubble meets reality
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