Perhaps Rand Paul was there and shed.
âAnd this guy trust a story from Breitbart?â
Who is still dead, by the way.
âPrayer rugs have recently been found on the Texas side of the border in the brushâ
I guess that leaves us with no other choice. We must nuke the entire rest of the planet, in order that we be safe.
Desperate times call for desperate measures, you know.
BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID! Yeah, right-didnât work the first-not going to work now.
Letâs start with Tex-ass!
Looks like to me what was really found on the Texas side of the border was a big fat ugly lying bigot who is a republican Lt GovâŚ
The Looney Tunes Governor of Texas is spewing anti-Muslim hatred and fear mongering to the idiot sheeple conservatives that have no idea that Prince Alwaleed bin Talal, the top billionaire in Saudi Arabia, is the 2nd largest shareholder of News Corp, just behind the Australian Murdoch familyâthe so-called Fox News Terrror Shiek that funded the so-called Ground Zero Mosque.
Fox News viewers/conservatives everywhere are simple rubes that RWNJ politicians fleece for cash and obeisance.
ALL the Texas GOP talks out their azzes. You can bet on it.
You know that strange feeling that youâve seen all this before; an elected official, raving about the dangers of the border while claiming things that wereâwell, where I come from they were known as BLUE bullshit, which is

And then I remembered The Cryptkeeper down in Arizona.
You made me, for some unknown reason, think of Ralph Wiggums from the Simpsons. Olâ Ralphy has aspirations just like Mr Dewhurst seems to have. So I dug this gem up and now present it for your viewing pleasure:
I wonder if they are small little fake persian mats easily bought by armed right wing militia nuts at wal mart?
Donât forget the Korans they keep finding on the ground down there. You know, like trash. By fundamentalists. Of a group that stones folks who do not treat the book with respect.
Yeah, I always trust the folks repeating these stories.
Theyâre child-size prayer rugs made in Honduras by gay muslims, infected with Ebola!
Google âMexican rug patternsâ and then tell me with a straight face these âprayer rugsâ donât have patterns like that.
Next up: âMuslim prayer sombreros.â
Edit: oh, haha, Adidas soccer jerseyâŚeven worseâŚoh brotherâŚ
âprayer rugs,â a/k/a blankets.
How dare someone practice freedom of religion near ground zero!!!islam!!!#$!!!gak!!!one!!!
Say ANY THING to get those voters all scared and out to vote for you, truth doesnât matter. I hope someone challenges him to show one of those rugs. Any sensible Mexican Muslim would know heâs better off staying in Mexico, where thereâs less danger of him being shot at.
Theyâre the gateway drug to vacuumingâŚ
We have a winner!