If I looked as goofy as this guy I wouldn’t be doing much to call attention to myself. Pretty much looks like the kid from The Far Side to me.
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It’s an intended consequence…
It’s just where the CorporateAmerica wants it to be
Dum bass pols being elected by dumber-ass Conned -stitutients.
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Organizations that murder children are not welcome in my office.
The murder of children is illegal under both Texas state law and Federal law. If Rep. Jonathan Stickland knows of any organizations that are murdering children, he should report them, and their activities, to the authorities.
What this has to do with Planned Parenthood escapes me.
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Abortion has been the Republican cash cow for more than 40 years. It’s the gift that keeps on giving…provided that they don’t actually abolish it. They’d lose all of their check-writing single-issue voters overnight.
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So was I. While I have little love for Texas or respect for its educational system, I did turn out to be literate. They do teach the basics there. Perhaps he just didn’t show up.
Former fetus. And he hasn’t learned anything since.
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Hopefully to soon add “former state rep” to the list as well. PP should send him that plaque along with a letter promising to do everything in its power to see it come true. Of course, he probably represents a red district in the middle of nowhere containing like 500 residents sharing 35 teeth, but I digress…
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Former Fetus = Current Dumbass.
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Jonathan Stickland: Former Fetus, Present Anus
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…and current juvenile.
Bwahahaha, Poor little water-head…
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That thar boy looks slow.
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Via my friend, Juanita Jean:
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all that concern for the fetus; what do you want to bet he supports cutting school lunch programs. issues of concern via his website:
Return to personal responsibility and accountability
End dependence on government
Restore the role and need of churches and private organizations for those in need by getting government out
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well… (apologies in advance) since he likely hasn’t been able to see his tiny penis in years, the gun is a good alternative…
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I’d prolly pack heat too if I was a fat fuck sissy like that ol’ boy.
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You are so right. Ask an employee of PP and they will tell you how many anti-abortion activist clients they have seen that secretly use their services when they find themselves pregnant.
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He’s a former fetus because the rest of the feti kicked him out of the club. I think that sign actually misrepresents the reality of his expulsion.
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The sign should also be hung on everyone on death row in Texas as well as on every unarmed person gunned down by gun toters (including law enforcement). Perhaps if we could characterize these events as “extreme post-term abortions” we could get these perambulating anal sphincters to live up to their self-proclaimed status of “pro-life” No one who carries an instrument of death under his spare tire can claim to be “pro-life”.
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OMG an armed fetus. This is Republican heaven.
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