Ever pass through Pigeon Ford and the Dollywood area of TN? There is no Halloween show scarier than a cruise through that area…a parody of American culture with all the bad bits congealed in one area.
Next up State Bird - the Phoenix, State Mammal - the Unicorn, State Insect - Tinkerbell, State Plant - the Burning Bush, State Flower - the Blue Rose
I’m certain you’ll be a smash in Dollywood : - )
LOL. Well, I can sing well … but I seem to be the only one who thinks so. The last time I dressed up anything like Miss Dolly, I was around six or seven; Mom dressed me up to look like a little Dolly for Halloween. Overwhelmingly big boobs, I remember. I wonder if Mom remembered that later after I had my coming out talk with her? She never brought it up, but she took my being gay harder than my dad did. That was a long time ago and she’s come a long way since then, thank goodness. She’s even rooting for me to find a nice guy and settle down now.
Still, I want to be the state’s official devil. Oh, there’s also the fact that I’ve never set foot in Tennessee … so there’s also that. Hellalot of great music comes out of Tennessee, but hellalot of chosenly ignorant and chosenly stupid folks – more per capita than say California, even Virginia nowadays. Oh, well … I’m rambling now. Have a good weekend, FiftyGigs.