Discussion: Ted Cruz's Campaign Responds To The Birthers:

Sow the shit-wind, reap the shit-whirlwind.

Father from a communist country, him born in a socialist paradise and he’s claiming he’s a “natural born” citizen? He couldn’t be any more foreign if his name was Cruz…

No, he aint no Canadian plant, he’s a Cuban sleeper. He was raised on his dad’s support of the communist revolution in Cuba. He has to be - his dad did something once a long time ago, so now its his son’s permanent ideology. Damn that homeopathic ideology!

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That was refreshing. Esp. the throat clearing part (imagines sound effects).

Calling David Farrar! David, we need you to weigh in on this one, buddy.

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Not to mention that nose – … oh shit … I mentioned it ! sorry —

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I am almost positive that those very same bipartisan solicitors general would not support Cruz’s position on birthright citizenship.

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But, but, but----are Donald’s people checking out Canada and will we be shocked
at what they find?

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Not just that, Cruz was a Canadian until last year. He had not done the paperwork to renounce his Canadian citizenship until less than a year ago.

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It could just be IOKIYAW…

What a privilege.

Shart-nado…

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The birthers want Cruz to show his long underwear? Don’t ask me what the fuck that means/////////

Seriously, the birther thing never ends, so Cruz had best grab his galoshes and get on his dog sled and hold on for the long mush eh.

FYI. don’t focus on Rafael’s multiple disqualifying birther elements, keep your eyes on his Trump-lite idiocy.

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Cruz has a "campaign? looks like he is just bumping around and making noise on the Sunday “news” shows…

Ted’s dad (a not so recovering drunk and Cuban citizen) - the apple don’t fall far from the tree.

Texas, you found another idiot to put in office. You are on a real role. Hopefully America has learned a good lesson…no more Texans and no more Bush.