That freshman backbench SOB burned a lot of bridges didn’t he.
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She’s turning lemons into lemonade! 
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"Cruz told reporters on Wednesday morning that he hopes Indiana voters will back his “positive, optimistic, forward-looking, conservative campaign.”
Or, as positive and optimistic that a reeking piece of excrement is capable of.
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“Why,… this is a bag of SHIT!”
“But it’s really GREAT shit, Mrs. Presky!”
– Firesign Theater, Don’t Crush That Dwarf
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Gnarly Failurina for VP. She looks like she could be his sister. That’ll turn things around for Ted. Another repulsive personality. She’ll bring a world o’ hurt on HIllary with snarky comments about her appearance. Girl fight!
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Wake up to the only political solution: George Leroy Tirebiter. He never lies and he’s always right.
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He’s really a sentient pile of mud?
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The snark is fun, but, really, what could he possibly have to announce after last night’s drubbing?
- “I’m suspending my campaign” would be the traditional thing to do at this point, but
- he’s talking about the Indiana primary, so no. 1 is knocked out.
- He’s going to announce a VP pick. Even Fiorina can’t be stupid enough to sign on as first mate when the yacht is so obviously sinking.
- I’m going with, “If I don’t win in Indiana I’m going back to the Senate and shut down the government.”
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When she ran for the senate in California Carly Fiorina earned the name that most California voters gave her, Carly Liarina. So it is the perfect match for Cruz to pick her as his mate, running or otherwise.
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I think it will be Fiorina. She really has nothing to lose. She’s not currently doing anything of importance, and none of the other GOP candidates are interested in her as VP.
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And he’ll make sure we’re all persecuted to the fullest extent of the law!
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Who cares?
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It’s not stupid, it’s the spotlight. One of the few things you can’t buy with $40 million.
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Maybe he’ll explain why the Old Man is standing to the left of Lee Harvey Oswald in this pic from 1963…
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If it’s truly that, you’re right.
Fact of the matter is, he needs a GAME CHANGER!
It should be a Duck guy, or Caribou Barbie. Or someone who is truly skilled at policy - Spongebob, perhaps. Maybe Limbaugh, and that way the Derpbots will flock to him?
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That’s been de-buncked by the best.
Billie Sol Estes on the other hand.
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So, what’s his plan? Announce Failorina as his running mate, even tho he’s not even close to winning votes. Go to Cleveland, hope to get in on the second ballot by having Failorina on his side? He really thinks that’s the winning ticket to taking down Clinton and her VP? It’s just crazy enough to -…fail.
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So, that’s what the kids are calling the choking game these days? Well, in his case it’s not so much a game.
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Name one he didn’t burn.
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In my estimation, he has one shot at announcing a “major announcement” that is not actually a withdrawal, so he’d better make it good. I think it’s the Fiorina pick. Reporters are watching her every move.
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