IMHO, Cruz’ excuse, that he was walking so we shouldn’t count the 18 second delay, is just proof of the adage about walking and chewing gum at the same time. Evidently Cruz is still the smartest man in the room. Unless he is walking.
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He had an R after his name. Oh, and a stupid campaign commercial of him frying bacon on the hot muzzle of an AR15 assault rifle he was firing.
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Backpfeifengesicht
(colloquial) a slappable face, a face “in need of a slap”
Germans have such cromulent words.
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Did Obama ever use the pardon power in that kind of way, or is Cruz talking out his arse as usual?
There once was a president from Queens,
Who seemingly lost all his beans
He loved the power to pardon
while he lost control of his hard-… errr, this poetry stuff is harder than I thought.
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Suppose Cruz’s father had become President after he helped to assassinate Kennedy. Could he have pardoned himself?
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Clearly Cruz is angling for Trump to pardon his father for his part in the assassination of JFK.
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He is also thinking ahead to the inevitable Constitutional Crisis that would be happening in any Pres. Rafael “Ted” Cruz’ Administration. It’s what he does.
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Yes, of course. He is practicing his Inaugural Address daily.
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hey, with the Tedster, 3 strokes is a charm.
You can just hear the gears cranking in their heads when they get asked this question. On the one hand, complete abdication of the rule of law in favor of authoritarian rule by a narcissistic idiot; on the other hand, tax cuts!
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Beto answered it with a simple: “No, he can’t.”
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His continual talking down to people is one of the reasons he’s losing relevance.
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“ Ted Cruz got 631,812 votes in the primary to effectively win a seat that represents 26.97 million people.”
httphttps://ivn.us/2015/03/24/ted-cruz-won-senate-seat-just-632000-votes-state-27-million/
And recent polls shows he’s up 9% over Beto?? (Real Clear Polirics)
I often wish San Antonio (Austin, too) could be transported to Colorado or Minnesota, and not because of the weather.
Edit fixed link; RCP poll
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Aaaaww, Cucky McSnowflake has a butthurt…poor thing…
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I’m no fan of Ted Cruz so it pains me to say this: I don’t think taking 18 seconds to think about a question and then, in essence, saying - I don’t know, is too off base.
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Check him out …maybe a Prez candidate in 20 . I like this guy
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Saying “Ted Cruz scolds” could preface a lot of his political discourse. In this case, I’m hoping he scolds himself right out of office.
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Right wing reactionary Republicans also like to comb and gel (Brylcreem?) their hair into a 1950’s insurance agent do, no matter how much even worse it makes them look. Same thing with Sarah Hucksterbee’s archaic string of pearls. He is the same age as Matt Damon. John Hamm and Mark Wahlberg are a year younger. Brad Pitt is seven years older, and Woody Harrelson is nine years older than Rafael “Ted”.
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Ambition has no shame.
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