Discussion: Ted Cruz Makes Gun Control Joke A Few Days After Charleston Shooting

What an ugly man, inside and out.

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Joke timing challenged, that’s Ted.
But not to be out done the Arizona legislature about two weeks after Congresswoman Gabby Giffords (D-Tucson, AZ) was shot in the head decided to declare the Colt ā€œPeacemakerā€, a .45 six shooter, the state pistol.
Now that was poor timing.

Here’s Ted on the inside:

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ā€œMy wife, Heidi, who’s 5’2, blonde, a petite California blonde,ā€

read between THEM lines…

…just how blonde is she, Ted?

More proof this man has spent his entire life proving he’s white to all the Hispanics and White Boys around him.

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Ted says Even though I am of Cuban descent my wife is SO white that she is a blonde from California named Heidi no less and did I say she was a blonde and that she likes to shoot machine guns so vote for me."

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He isn’t. Cruz is going with the lone crazy guy theory, as evidenced by this remark,

ā€œIt’s sad to see the Democrats take a horrific crime and try to use it as an excuse, not to go after people with serious mental illness or people who are repeat felons or criminals, but rather try to use it as an excuse to take away Second Amendment rights of law abiding citizens,ā€

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More like this:

https://brandidunagan.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/norman-bates.gif?w=740

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freaky… 40 more pounds, and this would BE Ted… wouldn’t take much photoshopping to make it work…

'scuse me, 60 pounds…

It is a big driver for many Cuban Americans. I had a Cuban roommate that had a disaster of relationship with a good little whitebread Tampa woman. It continued for 3 years (most of college) because, as he said to me repeatedly, he saw being with her as a huge status symbol of moving up in the American Dream. For her part, I always thought it was a way of sticking a finger up at Daddy.

Remember the relationship Al Pacino had with Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface? It wasn’t made up entirely out of thin air.

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only her hairdresser knows for sure…

If one WERE a Texas blonde, this might be considered a slight…

Texas, especially under Bush as Gov, was nothing more than a wannabe California.

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The picture is very appropriate. What a jerk and definitely NOT presidential. Why do we have to bother with this guy at all? Just one more GOP jerk!

He is so disgusting…in every way.

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Yes he is. Inside and out. Ugly to the core.

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At a family wedding that I couldn’t attend due to finals, the bride was described by my dad as being ā€œas ugly on the inside as she was on the outsideā€ - that sounds like Tailgunner Ted, but for gender.

Sociopaths, lacking, as they do, conscience or empathy, have to have non-sociopathic social guides to keep them from doing stuff like this all the time. It’s increasingly evident that his wife is not able to fill that role. Which is unsurprising, of course. No one sane stays married to one of these creatures.

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Legally Blonde?

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Pandering to the amoral ammosexual vote…

Now that response is way better than mine!