Sure sounds like Cruz is in denial.
If he wants to be POTUS heâd better be able to handle the media, liberal or not, without crying about it. The man wants to be the President and from what I see here heâs a sniffling coward. Thereâs a ton of shit going down on planet Earth, the liberalness of the media being nothing in comparison, and Cruz is asking to be the Leader of the Free World. Does he plan on doing that by bellyaching about how that world treats him?
If you want to be POTUS youâd best have answersâŠabout sex or anything else. If you donât get your people to conjure some up for you or drop out of the race. This guyâs a cry babyâŠand that wont cut it in the Oval Office.
Ted Cruz Accuses âLiberal Mediaâ Of Trapping Him with âSexâ Questions
TRANSLATION:
âIâm sick of us losing on an issue we tried to win elections withâŠâ
Liberal media commandos must have implanted a microchip in Carnival Cruzâs dental fillings. How else could they trap him into calling it the darkest 24 hours in history because nobody lost their health insurance and gay people got the right to sign away their lives and half their stuff.
Iâm thinking Raphael is considering coming out any day now. 
Yeah, Cruz is a crook. Same first two letters.
Cruz: Liberals want me to say Iâm not a bigot despite the fact I say bigoted things, just like they tricked Nixon into saying he wasnât a crook when he actually was.
WHAAAâŠwhaaaaâŠwhaaaaaâŠ
Liberals questions are hardâŠwhaaaaâŠ
He must not be a very good lawyer, any smart lawyer knows exactly how to answer questions so as to not get âtrappedâ.
He excluded FAUX by using the term âmainstream media.â
On the way in today I heard Cruzâs interview on Morning Edition and I almost vomited. The amount of disingenuous mendacity (to use his word), and lack of self-awareness was staggering.
Nixon says âI am not a crook,â everyone says, âheâs a crook,â" Cruz continued. âSo let me make this clear, I am not sexy.â
So very sorry, but your bigotry is so very news.
Hereâs the deal, Ted. You are a US Senator running for president and an attorney who has argued before the Supreme Court. You are being asked a question relevant to an issue before this courtâa court, which if you prevail in your quest for the presidencyâwill have judges appointed by you. This isnât a question that is raised because âthe mediaâ is âobsessed with sexâ, itâs a legitimate exploration into the views you hold that will guide your decision making process.
Fox: English for âTassâ.
Mr. Cruz, when the media repeatedly refers to you as Raf-a-el weâll talk about obsession.
While where at it, maybe we can talk about it more when they talk about you while the background graphic is âaccidentallyâ of PenĂ©lope Cruz (or Castro) every now and then.
Memo to: Sen. Cruz
From: The Rest of the Country
We are not as stupid as the people who elected you.
cc: Scott Walker
The guyâs supposed to be brilliant⊠yet he says and does the dumbest things.
Any group that refers to Howie âThe Putzâ Kurtz as a media analyst is indeed specialâspecial enough to be a regular passenger on the short bus.
Kurtz is the original steaming pantload.
And proud of it, too.
Congratulations!
You win the interwebs for the day!