Discussion: Suspended Fox News Host: 'I Look Forward To Clearing My Name ASAP'

I’ll say this again (because it still seems appropriate):

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“Clearing my name” = “Paying these women enough money to go away”

I sincerely hope one of them does not have a price. Take it all the way through trial on principle. A GoFundMe would probably be successful in paying legal fees.

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BOLLING: “That’s the last time I lend my phone to Anthony Weiner!”

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So, I have to say I’m having trouble getting my head around how stupid this was after everything going on in Fox News. Were these pics sent recently? I think he’s a sleazeball, but how can someone be so fucking stupid? I have to admit that my first thought was no, he can’t possibly have been that dumb.

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In this case, does he think ASAP means A Sexy Awesome Peter?

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Mr. Bolling, I am sorry to inform you (actually I am quite happy) that by the time you get suspended from your job at Fox News (which is really Creep Central) there is no way you clear your name, besides all the gold-diggers that ever worked at FNC will be coming out the woodwork to try claim a piece of the settlement (Fox has a reputation of generous & numerous settlements).

This is the crooks’ version of “I am resigning my office to spend more time with my family.”

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Usually, the bigger you are the harder you fall, but at Foxnews you can be any size.

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And Bolling continued, “But first I have to try to figure out what ‘ASAP’ means.”

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I’m sure Fox News is also hoping to clear his name – from anything associating him with Fox News…

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As a good friend of mine used say, “I’d have to be blind and dead for 35 years before I would ever fuck someone who looked like him.”

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“Overwhelmed by all the support I have received. Thank you
I look forward to clearing my name asap”
Which means, of course, that a flasher in a trench coat who exposed himself to a group of ten-year-old Catholic schoolgirls had “I SUPPORT ERIC BOLLING!” tattooed across his stomach.

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And now the drip drip comenceith

Yes Eric we have no doubt you’re a pig. The troubles are just beginning

A former Fox News guest accuses Eric Bolling of sexual harassment after host suspended from network

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Is there any man at 19th Century Fox who doesn’t play with his ding-a-ling?

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Eric’s overwhelmed at all the support he’s received from the child molestors out there.

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He will use the defense of him being so insecure with his junk that he used someone else’s in the texts

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Not to be a dummy but won’t this be open and shut? He sent the texts or he didn’t?

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Funny he did not deny sending the lewd pictures to his co-workers.

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‘I Look Forward To Clearing My Name ASAP’

“Just as soon as I send this dick pic to the new intern – I mean, is she hot or what?,” he continued.

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“Arrested development” would be the key phrase. My experience has been that if a woman wants to see your junk, she’ll let you know in advance. Not a thing you should need to or try to infer.

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