Even a Hair Cuttery could handle that mess.
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Well, if she’s been trained right by her ex … none of it.
A job at the WH, Sec’y of … Something? Greeting diplomats and state dinners. Priceless! With Melenia back in NYC. Let the ‘grabbing’ commence. Trump is such a genius.
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poor, poor marla. maybe a charitable fund should be created for her? it would be a shame if she had to spend her own money on her hair.
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Those people around Trump have a lot of class. All of it third.
Marla is lucky. She escaped.
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The next thing you know she’ll be asking for a Obamaphone. 
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“People die of exposure.”
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…which opens the door for the Plebians to have to start Paying to work for the sTrumpets.
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Chislelers in Chief?
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You are so right. She’s in the KAC zone there.
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Maples looks way too cheap and skanky for WalMart.
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I’ve always appreciated the Big Con and the Long Grift. But petty hustlin’ is such a turnoff. And why would a woman try and put the squeeze on a hair stylist that’s about to make you appear '‘in your best light’ on the highest rated TV ‘show’ come Friday? Wake up Marla, it’s entertainment! Smile!
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I’ve worked in any number of fields where you get this routine. “It would be great exposure for you,” they say. Sometimes it even is. But I guarantee that when you say that to people and there’s a long silence and then an “OK,” believe me, during the long silence they’re thinking “asshole” or “I hope you die slowly, and in great pain.” It should go without saying but people expect to be paid for the work they do.
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What does Marla Maples have to do with the inauguration? Last I checked, she divorced Trump in the previous millennium.
Or to put it on poorly-educated Trump voter terms - a 1000 years ago.
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Is that Orange Freak going to have his ex-wives up on the dais when he gets sworn in too? That’ll be one hell of a family photo. Just saying…
Is his first wife coming too?
The whole mishpacha…Just your average dysfunctional American family. Good heavens.
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Wait a minute, Trump raised a record amount of $90 million for this inauguration and they can’t even pay for a hairstylist?
Where exactly is all that money going?
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…and yet, the Trump voters in this country assured us ‘they were just like us’! Why is she even going? She’s an ‘ex’.
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Utah fundamentalist mormon Republican Chaffetz says we need to investigate…Hilary’s emails. And after that we need to investigate Whitewater again. If that doesn’t spend enough money to break the banks, then we’ll investigate Benghazi all over again.
If we find something, the Republicans are planning a beautiful golden shower at Trump tower or Mar-A-Lay and Go pee mansion in Palm Beach.
That is: Mar-A-Lay-And_go_pee…it’s just an amazingly beautiful place.
Make America Pee Again.
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“Where exactly is all that money going?”
I am surprised you even have to ask. Look at what Dump spent donor money on during the scampaign. All inauguration festivities will be taken care of by Dump-affiliated companies and they will be charging well above market rate for their services. I guarantee it.
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" Is that Orange Freak going to have his ex-wives up on the dais when he gets sworn in too? That’ll be one hell of a family photo. Just saying…"
I thought it was nice when Bloomberg had his ex-wife (only one) at his inauguration. I am not sure whether the different reaction is caused by the different numbers or the different characters. Or maybe the different hair colors.
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