Discussion: Stung By Leader's Arrest And Bad Press, Armed Border Militia Adopts New Name

Organizations don’t attract people randomly. Weird groups attract weirdos. Authoritarian groups attract authoritarians. And this group attracts weirdo authoritarians.

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They should all rot in jail

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Dude. The problem isn’t camo and long guns. You can go out there with a polo shirt and a short-barreled .40 in a waistband holder concealed by your Sansabelt slacks and the fact is you’ll still be failing to mind your own goddamn business and let professionals handle the patrolling. You’re still playing soldier with real guns. Time to grow up, maybe?

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Benvie also, again, contested the group’s characterization as a militia, instead describing his outfit as a group of volunteer videographers. “We shoot first, and point the camera later”, he said.

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“We are officially changing our name to Guardian Patriots,”

“Guardian Patriots”?

What, you mean the name “Pussy Nazi Assholes” was already taken?

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This is what happens when playing “cowboys and indians” and “army men” as children meets middle-aged regression.

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I remember when it was amusing to mock crazies like this, until one of the crazies became president. Now it is just depressing. I look at this guy and think, the people running the border agency and directing policy think the same way, but are just slightly smarter in their racism.

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:laughing:

“We’re not necessarily going to stop somebody if you’ve got a past, and you [have] a misdemeanor or a gross misdemeanor,” he said. “As long as it’s not violent or it’s not something that’s just completely way out there, then we want you guys down here.”

Bonus points for sex with farm animals.
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“Last month, Benvie promised the unofficial border patrollers would ditch their rifles and camouflage”

Furthering the rebranding, they released their new uniform and attached flare.

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“We are officially changing our name to Guardian Patriots,” Benvie (pictured above) said in a live video stream filmed on a patch of land near the U.S.-Mexico border.

Sounds like a great place for a practice run from a couple of A10’s
Gatling gun and a few mavericks should clean the place up
just sayin. lol

Stung By Leader’s Arrest And Bad Press, Border Militia Adopts New Name

Trump was arrested and the Republican Party thinks a new name will solve its problems?

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Like Donnie, it’s all about "branding."

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They left the O out of the new name.

But seriously

They’d instead opt for civilian attire and concealed handguns.

Because there’s nothing that could possibly go wrong when a few random guys with no official status suddenly pull out handguns.

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“We are officially changing our name to…"

Pudgy Posse

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The question is, why is this armed paramilitary militia made up of bigoted nutjobs even allowed to exist?

Oops, at first glance I thought you were referencing the U.S. military.

Whatever the name…playing with guns and pretending to be cops is gonna get someone badly injured or killed.

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In the vatican

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