BREAKING NEWS: Stores scrambling to stock sufficient costumes of Mario Kart “Toad” and Yeti characters in time for Halloween.
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I expect Super Mario’s company to sue Stormy for defamation of character.
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I once told a porn star one of my favorite movies was Altman’s “Images”. She told me it was one of hers also, and she was strangely titillated I’d even seen it.
I didn’t get out much for the next few days.
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I’d bet money the The Late Show’s cold open segment opens with it.
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Had to google that. It got 100% on rotten tomatoes!
And titillated…I see what you did there!
edit: and yikes the trailer on youtube!
This is better than when Pecker flipped!
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The Marine Corps band has a new arrangement of Hail to the Chief.
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I don’t know but it sounds like it has a good head on its shoulders.
Oh no a stream of dick jokes. Well at least with Donald it won’t be long…he he he.
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Okay, you win it today. Hands down.
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I expect Super Mario’s company to sue Trump for appropriation of character.
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Trump is going to explode when he is featured in the next Peyronies disease commercial.
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Hey there was all kinds of searches for mario after that came out so I bet they will get a boost in interest.
Damn right. He deserves the humilation.
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It’s a very stable genus.
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Yep. Mushroom toast.
I think that’s a circumcised mushroom…but I’m no expert.
Hang on…let me get my magnifying glass.
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Yep!
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Yeah. This could really mushroom.
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Nuts? I hear the best way to preserve nuts is in a cooler. They say a Yeti cooler is best, which now totally makes sense.
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