But, according to Brett Kavanaugh, it’s precisely this level of detail about a president’s genitals that the public should have. Oh, was that just for a democratic president? Then never mind.
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This could all be easily cleared up if congress would just hold public hearings with a parade of satisfied sexual partners describing that it is NOT smaller than average, and it is actually shaped differently than Stormy describes, etc. It shouldn’t be very difficult to subpoena (HA! I just said “sub peena”!) many of the women he has publicly bragged about over the years. Howard Stern could probably give them a rough list.
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Well she is a porn star so her opinion of what’s ok to talk about might differ from non-sex professionals.
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Donald’s schwantz doesn’t qualify as a magic mushroom, but if you even look at it you think you’re hallucinating.
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I would like about 1000 news segments to be introduced, thus:
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BREAKING NEWS: Stores scrambling to stock sufficient costumes of Mario Kart “Toad” and Yeti characters in time for Halloween.
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I expect Super Mario’s company to sue Stormy for defamation of character.
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I once told a porn star one of my favorite movies was Altman’s “Images”. She told me it was one of hers also, and she was strangely titillated I’d even seen it.
I didn’t get out much for the next few days.
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I’d bet money the The Late Show’s cold open segment opens with it.
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Had to google that. It got 100% on rotten tomatoes!
And titillated…I see what you did there!
edit: and yikes the trailer on youtube!
This is better than when Pecker flipped!
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The Marine Corps band has a new arrangement of Hail to the Chief.
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I don’t know but it sounds like it has a good head on its shoulders.
Oh no a stream of dick jokes. Well at least with Donald it won’t be long…he he he.
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Okay, you win it today. Hands down.
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I expect Super Mario’s company to sue Trump for appropriation of character.
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Trump is going to explode when he is featured in the next Peyronies disease commercial.
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Hey there was all kinds of searches for mario after that came out so I bet they will get a boost in interest.
Damn right. He deserves the humilation.
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It’s a very stable genus.
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