Discussion: Spicer: Media Would See Conspiracy If Trump Ate 'Russian Salad Dressing'

Sean Sphincterā€™s job ainā€™t gonna get any easier.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/donald-trump-cuts-to-domestic-programs-congress-236579

In the document sent to Capitol Hill on Friday, the Senateā€™s Labor-HHS-Education subcommittee, which oversees the largest individual spending bill, would see the steepest cut. Its budget would drop by $7.26 billion, largely by slashing grant funding ā€” ranging from the NIH to mental health programs ā€” and by eliminating programs like Americorps. NIH alone would see a $1.23 billion cut.

The State and Foreign Operations subcommittee would see the next-largest cut, to the tune of $2.88 billion. The White House wants to cut about equally from the State Departmentā€™s core functions, like peacekeeping, and its foreign aid programs at USAID. Other programs on the chopping block include HUD, with a $1.68 billion cutback, and the EPA with a $247 million cut.

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Donā€™t quit your day job.

No, go ahead, quit your day job. You suck.

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"Youā€™ve got Russia."

Projection by proxy?

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ā€œAnd if Trump ate French dressing, the Media would say that heā€™s Louis Pasteur.ā€

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So far, the clips Iā€™ve seen, Spiceboy is in meltdown mode. Dude, if you canā€™t stand the heat, get outta the kitchen. Youā€™re embarrassing yourself, but worse yet, youā€™re not serving the country with your constant bullshit.

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So admitting that you will keep doing what you are doing Sean is admitting you will keep lying, stonewalling and covering up.

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Iā€™m with Queen Victoria on this one. ā€œWe are not amused.ā€

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Very ambitious performance today by Spicer to re-set the bar on outrageous PC behaviorā€“he took the Melissa McCarthy version of Sean Spicer to the next level, so extremely that she will have a difficult time topping it in a future appearance on SNL. Heā€™s basically taking parody away from a very talented comedic actress.

Well played, Mr. Spicer. :sunglasses:

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ā€œSpicer: Media Would See Conspiracy If Trump Ate ā€˜Russian Salad Dressingā€™ā€

That depends, Sean ā€“ was the salad paid for by a Russian oligarch for $100 million?

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Ooooooo - Mic drop.

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Whereā€™s Coach Ron Nessen when you need him?!

Especially if it was with Russian officials. Just sayin.

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Depends, was the Salad Dressing ejaculated by Putin?

And I do find it noteworthy that Russian Dressing is the same color as Trumpā€™s hair and face.

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ā€œOh, hold on. At some point report the facts,ā€ Spicer said. "The facts are that every single person who has been briefed on this subject has come away with the same conclusion, Republican, Democrat, so Iā€™m sorry that that disgusts you. Youā€™re shaking your head."

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Keep joking Spicelessā€¦itā€™ll be tough when you canā€™t get a gig after Trumplandia because you will always be known as a liar.

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And teapartiers would say he was having Freedom Dressing.

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ā€œNo, no, I get it. But you keep ā€” Iā€™ve said it from the day that I got here until whatever, that there is no connection. Youā€™ve got Russia,ā€ Spicer interrupted. ā€œIf the President puts Russian salad dressing on his salad tonight somehow thatā€™s a Russian connection.ā€

Trump bought up that the House committee should check out the Podesta and Uranium One subjects, but hey Russia.

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Spicer sounds like heā€™s going to explode at the podium someday, and soon. I wonder if heā€™ll even make it through this week.

He interrupts questions exactly like a desperate liar would. Every second of his pressers is an attempt to suppress the truth.

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I hope heā€™s not dipping his freedom fries in Russian dressing.

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