âIn every other profession, if you donât do your job, you donât get paid,â Schrader told McClatchy in a report published Wednesday.
Unless you are granted the Tony Romo exemption.âNaughty and nice?â Munt first does the Easter Bunny and is now channeling Santa Claus.
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Mike Mulvaney wonât ask a single mom in Detroit to pay for Sesame St. or Meals On Wheels, but he will ask her to pay for the biggest bomb ever dropped by the man with the tiniest hands. I am going to explode.
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âIn every other profession, if you donât do your job, you donât get paid,â Schrader told McClatchy in a report published Wednesday.[/quote]
Except that the idea is unconstitutional. This was a big deal in the previous government shutdowns - see the 27th amendment.
Naughty was a 5-yo me saying âbuttâ out loud. Or
My brother 5 years older than me telling me this jokeâŚHe- KnockKnock Me-whoâs there? He - Centipede . Me Centipede who? Centipede on a Christmas tree⌠I didnât get it âŚuntil I told the joke to my MomâŚ
'I donât want to start getting into whether whoâs going to be naughty and nice.â
Well I sure as hell do Spicy. You got congresscritters screaming they donât have to be beholden to their constituents because THEY pay taxes, you got sht being passed that 90% of the country doesnât WANT but youâve decided itâs for their own good, youâre stealing appointments to jobs because âfreedomâ or some such BSâŚI want to know whoâs ânaughty or niceâ!
Hey when youâre trying to bring about a new world order who has time for nice?
Naughty Reps?
(GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!)
I go back and forth in controlling my emotions over this ongoing disaster in world history and today I feel like this is the kind of lighthearted humorous banter you donât repeat donât want to hear from a kid youâre talking to about some really serious misbehavior. Thereâs nothing funny in the situation and attempts at humor, lame or not, are unwelcome to put it very, very mildly.
Spokescreature says what?
Iâll wait for the Shitgibbon-in-Chiefâs twit tweet on that, Spicey.
Do you suppose that Markwally (or whatever the f*** his name is) has any idea that he just claimed to be an oligarch?
And the best spicer can say is that thereâs some good momentum toward not shutting the government down. If only we could put the grownups back in charge.
Make it stop!! Please, please, make. it. stop!!
This guy is a jackass.
On the other hand, in this pic he looks like sweaty bass getting ready to take the hook. Not a good look, Congressman.
and flippinâ the finger to his constituents as he spoke. Is that enough to get some one to primary him?
And his hands should also get smaller and smaller as he wades into the morass of his talking point. Those teeny tiny hands wonât help him climb out the hole his mouth put him in.
Perhaps heâs a Looney Tunes âAlumâ
What Does Alum Really Do If You Eat It?
First of all, letâs take a look at what Alum really is. Because according to the cartoons, any substantial mouthful will shrink your head to humorous Beetlejuice-like proportions. Basically, because Alum was used in pickling brines (due to its astringent, sweetish, acidic properties) and was very useful and potent at shrinking cucumbers into said pickles, it only made sense that as a comedy vehicle it would, when mixed into whatever the victim was going to eat, would shrivel the mouth/face/head and make them unable to even speak, or make them hit a really high octave. And therein lies your funny.
Bugs used this device a time or two, the most well-known of which was this particular cartoon titled Long-Haired Hare from 1948. During this exciting episode, we find the titular bunny doing his classic battle with opera singer, Giovanni Jones. If you havenât seen this, you can imagine where the Alum might come into play.