Why is Alex Jones even allowed in the Capital building? Don’t they have security?
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Pistols at 10 paces…if we are lucky, maybe they will shoot each other at the exact same time.
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Nice to know that a violent roid-raging nutjob can walk up to a Senator in the Senate without being stopped.
naw, chain saws at point blank range.
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I was laughing all through this. Never really saw/listened to Jones before, as I avoid obvious nut cases, but Jones act was hilarious- bobbing and twitching, can’t keep quiet for more than 3 sec before something ridiculous just flies out of his mouth, like another childish Orange Gasbag I know.
Are we sure Jones does not have tourette syndrome?
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And Alex Jones has such access, how?
Is “Republicans in disarray” too generalized a meme?
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Steroids and amphetamines, most likely.
I love the old lady telling the woman in the background that they give everyone air time. Free press belongs to the people who own one.
Which is the other thing: once again dopes like Jones love the First Amendment without noting the fact that it doesn’t apply to private corporations. They want to take him down, nothing Congress can do about it. If their bottom line suffers, which it won’t, they’ll beg for him to come back.
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Given that Jones’ conservative voice is mostly used to sell supplements that provide false hope to his fan base of incels, we can refer to the GOP’s latest sob story as…
…The Silencing of the Fleecing of the Lambs.
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Two giant pricks fighting in a hallway. I think I saw this once in a Falcon gay porn video online.
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Seeing flimsy excuse for a human being Marco Rubio in a situation like this, I think of a line of dialogue from Mrs. Bates in the movie “Psycho”:
“Haha… I am sorry, boy, but you do manage to look ludicrous when you give me orders.”
Well, Marco’s from a southern state. He should have done a Jeff Sessions/Lindsey Graham impression:
“Unhand me, damned Yankee, or it’s pistols at dawn!”, Marco yells at penis-enlargement supplement salesman Alex Jones as he slaps him across the face with his leather glove.
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Oh, please! As soon as Trump starts singing the praises of Alex Jones, Marco will be salivating on his knees before Jones.
that would be worth seeing.
Well, Marco is descended from stern stock, since his parents risked their lives floating all the way from Cuba to Florida on a louvered bifold closet door.
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Gotta love it when the rats battle the cockroaches.
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Yes, but this time he’s a sassy sissy! 
Of course they do, but only to hustle grieving fathers* out of committee hearings.
*(Unless, of course, they are grieving fathers of children killed by “illegal aliens” who think stopping immigration will magically keep their kids safe from all crime)