Donald J. Trump:
The wiener and still champignon.
Folded like cheap crepe paper
Donnie doesnât want anything to interfere with his 3 weeks of golf at Mar-a-Lago. The Big Beautiful Wall doesnât stand a chance against that.
Donald Trump threatens/promises he will deliver a âBIG DEAL!â
Adults of all political stripes shrug and say âbig dealâ.
Nice, but the mouth should be shaped more like an anus.
And somehow needs more neck waddle.
For a showman that Trump wants to play he sure does disappoint. Remember in administrations past when the drama and uncertainty kept us all glued to the TV? Trump just produced a flop.
"He will sign a clean CR,â he said"
Last time on âScooby Doo and the case of the shrinking appendageâ.
Ora-gimme
âHe will sign a clean CR,â he said
Trump is reliable on this one thing â he will sign anything, clean, dirty, or illegible, so long as he can claim a âwinâ.
ETA: If he remembers to sign it.
The only reason repugs are backing off on this is because the Dems havenât taken control of the House yet. When the CR comes up again in February, and they can get the messaging they want (The demâs are doing this because they donât believe in âboarderâ security and theyâre waiting for the âsmockingâ gun that will come in the form of a mushroom cloud, etc) theyâll go full steam ahead with their shutdown theatrics.
I have seen 300 lb towers of jello with more intestinal fortitude and resolveâŚ
There was a time when Congress passed annual budgets. We in the science community could plan their research. But these days Congress canât wipe their own ass. And their approval polling shows it.
I would like to see trump with these numbers. Then we could be rid of him.
I suspect trump watches a lotta war movies in the evening. Gotta have the military. trumpâs military. His toy.
Especially seeing that he tweeted again about the Army Corps Of Engineers building that wall.
People mock Trump for his inability to follow through with his big threats, but thatâs just because he watches Fox News and honestly thinks theyâre telling the truth. Trumpâs the angry uncle saying what the other angry uncles really think should happen and doesnât understand why it canât.
Meanwhile, Republicans have had control of all three branches of government for years and the only thing they have to show for it was a taxcut that hurt them politically and nothing else. Yet weâre supposed to laugh at their simpleton leader because he canât force his congressman to do the things they screamed about when Obama was president but canât deliver now that theyâre in charge. At no point will they admit that they canât pass any legislation because theyâre frauds with a fraud agenda thatâs unpopular and terrible.
Loser.
But itâs probably for the better. Trumpâs economy â such as it is â is tanking.