Discussion: SF Police Search For Man In 'MAGA' Hat Who Slashed Man's Hand With Sword

You need to start your Make America Vlad Appreciators campaign

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Hey, it’s a roller skating rink in an ex-Catholic Church.

They are ‘bound’ to have a camera outside and THIS will be shown almost immediately.

At least I hope so.

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Let us hope that they can recognize which pirate to accuse.

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Weapon should have been Nun-Chucks:

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:joy:

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He sword he’d only do it once.

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I think the reports of pirate involvement are unsubstantiated at this point. We know a sword was involved but that could be anyone–a Roman soldier, a Knight of Columbus, a Marine on his way home from a wedding. Let’s presume the pirates are innocent.

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Aarrrrggghhh, you be right.

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You left out a possible Knight Templar.

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They are all busy on Oak Island.

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DAmn it - I was just going to post that: Those Lagina Bros. are THAT close to putting them here.

You beat me! LOL

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Et tu, Sulu?

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Imagine that narrator’s stilted voice over: a soda bottle? Could it be a soda bottle of the Knight’s Templar? Or could it be the most spectacular soda bottle ever found on Oak Island?

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outside a roller-skating rink

outside the Church of 8 Wheels

It took me a minute, but I finally put 4 and 4 together.

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hahahahahaha I can imagine it. I can imagine it way too easily. hahahaha Every damn thing is momentous on Oak Island.

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MAGAs are notoriously awful at getting booty.

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“a man who wore a red “Make America Great Again” hat and used a sword to
slash another man’s hand after an argument outside a roller-skating
rink.”

Today, Florida is jealous.

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on any given day?

not in the city center - but in the valley and south city? maybe 3 or 4

San Francisco police were searching Monday for a man who wore a red “Make America Great Again” hat and used a sword to slash another man’s hand after an argument outside a roller-skating rink…

The attacker fled the scene Friday night outside the Church of 8 Wheels…

Only in 'Merica folks.

As a person starting the second week of jury duty and just dodged a bullet on a case where, thank FSM, I didn’t get picked…please 'Merica…don’t do this shit.

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That’s why they’re economically anxious.

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