I can understand Jeff wanting a sense of what federal prisons are like…
Call it a feeling.
Ooo. As an inmate?
Reads article.
Aw $#^+!
Trying to figure out how to expand such black sites to southern states.
Can they keep him?
I guess he is just trying to figure out if Guantanamo can taken over by one of the for profit prison companies he owns.
”Attorney General Jeff Sessions is visiting Guantanamo Bay on Friday…”
He’s excited to share some new ideas involving the rack, the iron maiden, and flaying prisoners alive.
Perhaps we could book him a room for a nice, long stay. Just so he really understands the place.
Will Ku Klux Keebler bring cookies for the clientele?
Just make sure they’re halal, Jeffy…
Wait, while he’s away, what elf is making the Keebler cookies?
Even as an Alabama senator, Sessions has long been a vocal supporter of the continued use of Guantanamo and its military commissions, calling it a “very fine place for holding these kind of dangerous criminals.”
“Because it’s located outside of the US, we are free to torture the prisoners who we keep there as much as we want. This is especially convenient for those innocents who we detain by accident. We can torture them until either they admit to being terrorists or until they die. Either one works for me!”
President Donald Trump said during the presidential campaign that he wanted the detention facility open and promised to “load it up with some bad dudes.”
Robert Mueller is working on that, too!
GREAT! Keep him there . . . PLEASE!
Sessions lamented delays in the military system, telling Hewitt it is time to “get this thing figured out.”
Well then, perhaps Chiselin’ Trump should call for “a complete and total shutdown [of Gitmo] until our representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.”
“In general, I don’t think we’re better off bringing these people to federal court in New York and trying them in federal court where they get discovery rights to find out our intelligence, and get court-appointed lawyers and things of that nature.”
“I mean, why don’t we just execute them now and be done with it?”
Quedatelo. Por favor.