Discussion: Sen. David Vitter: I'm Not Running For Governor To Get On Duck Dynasty

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No, he is running to stay on that sweet sweet wingnut welfare with the bonus of an additional pension. Our new guvnah, ladies and gents!

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Heā€™s just in it for the hookersā€¦

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He just lost the duck call constituency.

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and free diapers.

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Discounts at certain gentlemen establishments sure, being on Duck Dynasty not so much.

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Vitter is making substantive criticisms again.

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Ding Dong quack quack diapers full. Need a hooker and the other needs more welfare for those people in the land of rising oil water.
going to be comical all over this country for 5 more months.

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I was going to comment, but all the good ones have been taken.

Poor Louisiana.

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If it quacksā€¦someone is trying to look sane.

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Typical Louisiana IH-10 race. Robertson and Jindal are popular north of IH-10. Vitter is popular below IH-10 (New Orleans, Baton Rouge and Cajun Country). The north of the state is Baptist and Bible-thumper, the south of the state Catholic or mainline protestant and more ā€œlaissez les bon temps roulerā€ The people in the south of LA werenā€™t upset with the hooker scandal. She wasnā€™t found dead in Vitterā€™s bed. Only 2 things will derail a candidate in south Louisiana: A dead girl or a live boyā€¦

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Donner, party of 6ā€¦
Donner, party of 5ā€¦
Donner, party of 4ā€¦

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I do wish that summaries of Patriarch Robertsonā€™s rant would not leave out his racist remarks about the happy status of Jim Crow America.

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[quote] ā€¦ Iā€™m not even running to gain a cameo appearance on 'Duck Dynasty ā€¦[/quote] So, pray tell - why ARE you running then?

Maybe the hookers that come with the job??

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Iā€™m thinkin all those southern good ol boys would rather have Vitter than the ghoulish Jindal, that while book smart and all that, wonā€™t get a pass. I donā€™t understand how he got elected but Vitter is hoping for a bad memory among the voters.

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Plus the ā€œShintoā€ haters are abandoning him.

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Iā€™ll bet heā€™d love a guest appearance on Real Hookers of Louisiana.

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This man should put shame in the hearts of every Democrat who called for Sptizerā€™s resignation.

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"Iā€™m not running for governor as a stepping stoneā€¦Iā€™m not even running to gain a cameo appearance on ā€˜Duck Dynasty,ā€™ " Vitter said.

No, youā€™re running because you think you can get better hookers.

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Oh, I can see Iā€™m waaaaaay late to the party on that comment ha ha :slight_smile: