The article neglects to mention that Scalia also suffered from chronic constipation. He was so full of shit, it finally killed him.
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Cartons of unfiltered Camels too.
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He had great government health careāthatās all that mattered to this uber Christian.
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I have to agree with those demanding an autopsy. I think we absolutely should get to the bottom of this. I would very much like to know how a morbidly obese, chain smoker with COPD, diabetes, high blood pressure, and a host of other ailments made it all the way to 79? Thatās the real conspiracy.
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He was like the Terminator, every time you thought that SOB was dead he would reach around the corner and grab you.
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I hope there are many more powerful Republicans who live a similarly unhealthy lifestyle.
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Surprise, surprise, surprise! NOT! If it wasnāt for that government-provided healthcare, he wouldnāt have lasted as long as he did!
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As long as the SHEEPLE are sleeping!!!111one
Doesnāt this negate the BS reasons the GOP wonāt consider a nominee? If he was really this sick he should have resignedā¦
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Why did Jesus give him all these diseases and had him plucked when Obama was president? Doesnāt Jesus like Republicans?
Huckabee: It would appear Jesus loves Obamacare.
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āAnd donāt forget he suffered from pillow to the fat head.ā
I saw it in the new DSM-V under stress related.
I confess to not caring how he died or why he died
Iām just pleased that we now refer to him in the past tense
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Antonin Scalia suffered from coronary artery disease, obesity and diabetes, among other ailments that probably contributed to the justiceās sudden death, according to a letter from the Supreme Courtās doctor.
As though the Supreme Courtās doctor would be a reliable source. Heās part of the conspiracy!
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I suspect the proprietor of the free āQuail Ranchā delayed unlocking Scaliaās door that morning because he wasnāt sure all the hookers had left.
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Like a team doctor in football. He knows his employers just want to see the patient get back out there!
Deathā¦smeathā! Some legal Righties still think Fat Tony should vote from beyond this veil of tears! All this autopsy stuff should be overlooked!
Itās just a little dirt nap! Justice Scaliaās passport is still current. He had a beautiful Italian holiday planned for June. Why in the hell should a little death stop his travels?
We have his itinerary - heād previously discussed with his wife where he wanted to visit. The planned trip is already paid for too. His travel intentions, like his votes, clearly known.
Dig that old bastard up and let him have his Weekend at Tonyās ___
(*Sorryā¦just had to get that off my chest!)
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I emphasized textsaid, āLocal authorities did not offer whether Scalia was found with a dead hooker or a live boy in his bed.ā
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I was going to delete that misapplied editing, but I kind of like it.
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Left to Justice Thomas in Scaliaās will: " Even my dead brain has more active cells than Clarenceās live brain. So I bequeath my head to my BFF (Black Fawning Fool) Justice Thomas. Heāll be completely lost without it." :
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On and average job application say,security guard,machine operator(any),food worker,computer engineer etc,etc.And you had these problems.
" sleep apnea, degenerative joint disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary
disease and high blood pressure. a smoker,"
What would your chances be of getting the job ?
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