GAME CHANGER, LIBTARDS!!!ELEVENTY!!111!!
How’d I do?
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It’s like…well…not gilding the lilly…more like smearing hot runny feces all over a brown paper bag full of warm chunky vomit…
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These two egomaniacs deserve each other.
Facts have no place within their lives.
Without the artificial light of TV cameras, they would die.
They frequently make up words.
I wouldn’t trust them to boil water.
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Close, but no cigar.
Glad to see the reality show stars sticking tight. Waiting to see when the Real Housewives casts will make their endorsements.
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Yeah, yeah, I know. Previous predictions of Trump’s demise were premature…
KISS. OF DEATH.
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Tell Bristol to try holding an aspirin between her knees.
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So, Sarah heard that it’s customary in the Republican Iowa Caucus for candidates to pay big bucks for endorsements. Pretty sure Ron Paul told her that. So, she had her people (Todd) call the Donald’s people. They settled on fifty bucks.
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I don’t understand Trump needing Palin when he has Ivanka.
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Trump is so stupid, it was probably Tina Fey.
Let’s face it Republican = Moron. Duh!
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$50.00!!! No way. The Grifter from Wasila would insist on waaaay more for her - um, endorsement. I say, $500,00 plus she only blows Rump twice a day.
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Dum-dum meet Dumbo.
Or, they could create a new cabinet position: Secretary of Abstenance. (Job requirements: No typing necessary; must have ability to fuck like a bunny; helpful if applicant does not know where babies come from.)
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OH MY GOD She could run for Vice President!
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So it looks like the Beatles got it wrong:
Money can buy you love.
Poor Ted. A million dollar loan from Goldman Sachs just doesn’t compare to a multi billionaire with a history of losing it going bankrupt. Mama Grizzly has mouths to feed. And outfits to buy.
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I doubted Trump’s genius until now… imagine if he could get her to do a redux at the VP spot?
…could the silent majority get any better motivation to actually get out and vote?
There’s a match made in Tea Heaven.
'cept she wouldn’t show up for work and he’d have to fire her.
…didn’t she win some sort of “Biggest Loser” reality contest?
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won’t stay put anymore…
Oops–didn’t see your caption before I commented below.