Or muss that flattened hay bale he calls hair.
Shame on you. Youâve been derelict in your duties as a parent. A true conservative and genuine patriot would have taught him how to hot wire a car by the time he was four.
As any godfather would.
One word for you Bitch
BENGHAZI!
You fuckers flogged that dead horse until there wasnât enough to send to the glue factory.
Itâs a bitch when the story is actually true and we play by your rules
I want to slap her silly lying face. âAs any father wouldâŚâ my ass. If MY father played with âfactsâ as much as Donnie does, we would have a serious come-to-Jesus-meeting about âresponsibilitiesâ. Maybe I was just raised differently than these peopleâŚyou know, with actual ethics and morals and values. Not the ones you just trot out for campaign stops.
I remember fondly the day my father helped me cover up his collusion with Russia.
Look, Jr. is only 39 years old. Wait until he grows up. Iâm sure Daddy will let him dictate his own press memos then.
Iâll bet Frau Frump would enjoy todayâs Crime of the Day, âMisprision of a felony.â
Misprision of a felony is a form of obstruction of justice. If you are convicted, you face up to a $250,000 fine, imprisonment up to three years, or both fine and imprisonment.
Does Sarah have an attorney yet? Asking for a friend.
Is that for each count?
Do you have trouble imagining your father beating your ass for committing treason against your country? Yeah, me neither.
Don Corleone to Sonny after the meeting with Solozzo -
âAre you going soft in the head? Never tell anyone outside the family what youâre thinking.â
That wins the Internet(s) today.
The people making this story are DJ Trump, baby TrumpâŚboth of them, Huckabee Sanders, and few other Admin people. None are Democrats. Mueller is not a Democrat. No one involved in this story is.
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders: âIt was all just a joke⌠this time, in written form.â
âI was on the plane, but WAAAAY in the back. In the galley. Getting snacks. The whole flight.â
What kind of conservative relies on others to help cover up his Russian collusion?
A real American would pull his Russian cover-up stories up by his bootstraps.
It sounds like the perfect script for a 21st century version of âFather Knows Bestâ. Letâs see nowâŚwho can play the father? Gary Sinise? James Wood? Kurt Russell?
No. But I could imagine my father slapping me to the floor for wearing a Yankees jersey to a baseball game.