In related news the Koch brothers have renounced all their worldly possessions and desire to make amends
Just so I’m clear, NK has spent all these years and all their money becoming a nuclear power and they’re going to give it up - all of it - if Fat Nixon will come visit and be nice to them?
Yeah, no. Color me skeptical.
"Trump, Chung said, had agreed to meet Kim ‘by May’.”
“Speaking to reporters, Chung continued, ‘So why not treat yourself and your production crew to the ultimate luxury, at Trump Pyongyang Tower and Casino, now scheduled for opening in late April. Ask about their exciting, new Dystopia Getaway™ packages, starting at only $499 per night, double occupancy’.”
Yes. Donald is this stupid… that he will do this.
Just stupid!
RONALD REAGAN: “Trust, but verify.”
DONALD TRUMP: “Where do I sign?”
I smell a fat rat!
Are there Themed Fantasy Suites?
Yes, but the recurring theme is Stormy with a Likelihood of Impeachment
The fact that South Korea is going along with this is—intriguing. Like they said to the North, “Look, this dude is gonna get us all killed. Do a denuclearization lite sort of thing, we’ll get you massive aid, and we’ll all live through the bastard’s presidency.” Otherwise this makes no sense at all. NoKo isn’t scared of Donald Trump, that much is clear. They’ve been tweaking his nose all along.
Trump, Chung said after meeting with him, had agreed to meet Kim “by May.”
That’s a transcription error.
That sentence should read “Trump… had agreed to meet Kim Bai Mae.” She’s one of the top North Korean porn stars (a.k.a., “comfort girls”) and a pen pal of Stormy Daniels.
Hey Kim!
Better hide the cheerleaders!!!
Oh wait no now I’ve got it. The North offered to let Donald execute a few prisoners with anti-aircraft guns and he agreed to look the other way on the uclear-nay ombs-bay.
Trump will have a reason he can’t do this. This meeting won’t happen. Trump will call it off and claim it’s NKs fault.
Trump, Chung said after meeting with him, had agreed to meet Kim “by May.”
Chung said “They must meet in early May, orders from the Jong Un”
Where will this meeting be done?
Down on Highway 61. Naturally.
So, we’re going to have Donald and Jong Un in a room negotiating nuclear weapons. I feel queasy.
Maybe he’ll send Hillary.
Oh FFS, a couple of decades of crippling sanctions and then Trump comes in and does practically nothing to scoop up the credit. Just like everything in his fucking life; born a step from home plate and gets to claim he hit a home run. THis makes me literally nauseous.
Complete with urine-resistant sheets.
There are two Koreans laughing their asses off.
They are going to screw Trump better then Stormy.