Trump: Lyin Ryan thinks he can steal my thunder in Cleveland.
Even when heâs criticizing Trump, Paul Ryan is normalizing him. The message is âsure, Donald Trump is a crazy bigot - but thatâs all right. Donât worry, itâs safe to vote for him. Hey, Iâm going to!â
Trump still looks like a hopeless long-shot, but if he has any chance itâll be thanks to people like Ryan. Unforgivable.
I understand that Republicans can disagree with Hillary on tax policy, on regulation, and various other priorities, but Trump is so outside the mainstream of American values that supporting him should be unthinkable for anyone who truly loves this country.
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Itâd be easier for Ryan if he just listed the 2-3 things he agreed with Trump with, and a simple statement for the rest, like:
âEverything else that comes out of Trumpâs mouth is batshit crazyâ
He can even make it into a meme pic and post it every time Trump opens his mouth. Thatâd make things sooo much more efficient for Ryan!
Never let it be said that Iâve never helped Republicans out.
Even after Trump has been turned back into a mean, angry old crazy man fending off the growing pile of well-earned indictments and lawsuits after a career spent fucking people over, the normalization of crazy bigotry in whateverâs left of, or replaces, the Republican Party will continue.
Man oh man, are they going to have to stock up on extra Profile in Courage Award trophies this year. Itâs just been the greatest year of courageous unpopular stands against a mounting tide of self-evident evil ever, Iâm here to tell you.
Ryan will still give Trump of full on wet sloppy tongue bath at the convention.
He is NOT going to follow the leader of the Republican Party on everything. Thatâs interesting. He says mass deportation is not the âright thing to doâ yet has no plan or recommendation to solve the issue. And says he still supports DJT.
âInstead, Ryan said that the country needs to secure the border and initiate âreforms that get people out of the shadows and get right with the law.ââ
SoooooooâŚwhat Obamaâs been saying and youâve been blocking for 8 years?
Fucking crap itâs hard not to use the c-wordâŚ
/puts dollar in the jar
4 Years = 1,460 days = 35,040 hours
11,000,000 / 35,040 hours = 314
Would one single goddamned journalist ask Trump or anyone else in the GOP the precise logistics of locating, transporting and forcing 314 people per hour across the border, every hour of every day, 24/7 for 4 years? And if they push back and counter heâll have 8 years to do it, reply âOK, explain how youâll deport 157 every hour of every day, 24/7, for 8 years?â
Fricking elementary math should shut down the conversation. Somebody do it. Oh, and every day starting with the inauguration you donât deport at that pace the number per hour needed to do it rises. While weâre talking, factor that in too.
In Trumpland, you deport 5 and then the other 10,999,995 stand up and say, âhey, President Trump is really serious about this (and no doubt really good in bed too), Iâm gonna self-deport.â
Problem solved.
You mean COWARD?
Like this?
âI donât think rounding up 11 million people A, is the right thing to
do, B, would work,â Ryan said during a CNN town hall. âAnd I donât think
youâd like to see what weâd have to do to the country to do that.â
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Did you just now figure this out Paulie?
Ryan, why donât you just speak some truth and say that deporting 11 million people, building a wall and making Mexico pay for it, calling Mexicans rapists, verbally abusing a Hispanic judge⌠would be anti-American on its face. The GOP has many times whined that Obama is some kind of tyrant. Are they blind to what trump is spewing?
A Hitler oopsie?
I wonder if Paul Ryan would describe the genocide of the Armenians as âPossibly a bad ideaâ.
Ryan: playing the role of the adult in the GOP room. Itâs easy enough to do. You just walk back the really crazy stuff that your fellow-partiers say, then you throw out a couple of long-standing talking points, then turn around and walk off. Nothing risked, no action required. Done.