Discussion: Ryan Sets Date For Trump's First State Of The Union Address: January 30

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OMG, IT HASN"T EVEN BEEN A FUCKING YEAR YET?!

please make it stop

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Can’t Donnie just tweet it while watching FOX?

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I pictured the very same thing. A room full of congresscritters applauding wildly every time a new tweet from Derp Furor scrolled across the big screen.

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The number of appropriate punchlines to this bit of news exceeds the largest known Mersenne Prime number (two to the seventy-four million two hundred seven thousand two hundred eighty-first power, minus one).

Let’s get started…

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And just remember, if you eat your microwave popcorn fast enough, you can then use the bag to vomit in as the debacle reaches crescendo.

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I’m going to have to take the next day off so I can play a drinking game where I’m blackout drunk before the Address even starts.

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Come one, come all, and watch the carnival barker regale you of the wonders of Turtle Boy and The Bearded Lady, for a full 45 minutes no less!!!

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I don’t know about everyone else at this blogsite, but I plan on being out of town that night.

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In celebration of the 85th anniversary of the Nazi seizure of power, we have Trump’s “State of the Union” address. Coincidence? I think not.

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I hope he will not be around to do it
A gal can dream

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Can’t wait to see who his special guests in the balcony will be.

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a bunch of Russians

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I won’t be …

But I do have appointments …

navel lint … toe nails … callus shaving … nose hair…

Priorities ! —

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God help us all.

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God…now will you guys PLEASE just take your seats for the SOTU and the second Whiny starts talking, all get up, walk out and meet in another chamber for a response other than the canned one that’s on TV after Whiny’s.

You will blow Whiny right off the Television.

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Beseeching Mark Wahlberg for help might be of as much good.

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Mueller, you now have a deadline.

@southerndem

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This should be a gas. You know the Asshole-elect could fuck up pre-sweetened Kool-Aid. We can assume that the word most used will be “I”. Additionally, he will bash anyone who he views as a threat. The only bright spot is that there’s always a chance he could have a heart attack, and in the process, puke on Ryan and the Turtle.

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My cable provider will be suffering a terrible outage and I’ll have a headache and a toothache and, and, and…guess I’ll just watch the snarkorama here.

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