Discussion: Rudy Giuliani Says He's Been Dispensing Advice To Donald Trump

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Jesus Christ–this is one of those best people he’s going to bring in to make everything awesome? There are psychotics getting better advice from the light fixtures.

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Don’t forget he has Sarah Palin, too.

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“Oh, joy of joys! Oh, dream of dreams!” - Franz Liebkind, “The Producers”
This is incredibly great news for Senator John McCain!

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It’s rather like poison ivy giving advice to gonorrhea.

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Honestly, she at least made a feeble effort to familiarize herself with the issues and so forth in the early days. She had the brains to realize what she was up against. He doesn’t even understand that much–he’s sure he can get by with faking it and dodging questions and as far as actually being the goddamn President, well, he’ll copy the homework on the bus. Just insane.

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“I think he could over perform in a general election similar to what Reagan did in 1980, bringing in new people,” Giuliani told the Post. "He has that ability.

Um, this strikes me as being kinda misguided in the least or outright crazy at worst. Rump might bring in more of the Rethug base for the primaries but, in terms of the general, he’ll lose the vast majority of Americans. This isn’t the 1980’s and Rump isn’t close to even being a third rate actor.

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How surreal – a rabid little ferret advising a bully with a dead muskrat on his head.

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thuckering thuccothash.

I know it’s petty, but so is he.

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“I thank God that George W. Bush was president during 9/11,” Giuliani said.

He thanks God because while W was hiding in a Bunker in Nebraska figuring out what to do or say next, Rudy got to look like Winston Churchill during the Battle of Britain.

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“America’s Mayor”. Remember that one? Yes, Rudy Giuliani is designated a hero just because he decided against going to a Connecticut B&B to fuck his mistress on September 11, 2001.
Yes, Donald, keep taking advice from a man who had to spend $50M for one delegate in the 2008 Presidential run.

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Alternate headline: “Megalomaniac Dispenses Advice to Megalomaniac.”

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Petty? Baby, if you’re talking about Rudy Giuliani, that’s Nobel Prize material!

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Rudy, are you going to advise him on who should be the Head of the Department of Homeland Security? Charles Manson might be available. PLEASE keep advising him, Rudy. Guaranteeing a Democratic victory!

Rudy’s real advice… stop talking about 9/11… that’s MY gig…

I guess bad advice is better than no advice…

‘if it wasn’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all’ Ain’t Superstitious

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Yes, Republicans do seem to have a major problem with megalomaniac-on-megalomaniac crimes.

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Rudy’s advice? 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11…

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“And I also thank God for a compliant and cowardly media that hails me as a Golden Hero , and GWB as the greatest military leader since Alexander the Great.”

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Funny I assumed he was advising Bush.

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